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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3598 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.
but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.
and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.
so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.
