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Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Community, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, HateCraft, ihatemyself, io, ipaddress, lolz, longtailtags, meganz, neverrushintothecrush, posscraft, posshouse, posshousesteam, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Animals Bred:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Kik Group Minecraft Server

chat group, Chat Room, get kicked, group, Group Chat, group communication, group interaction, group messaging, group video chat, kik, kik group, Kik group 😀, messaging app, Minecraft, Online Community, online friends, online video group, online video sharing, Server, social media, social-networking, video sharing, Videos, virtual community

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join our Kik group for daily memes, hilarious videos, and the occasional dance-off competition. But beware, if you don’t bring the laughs, you’ll get kicked faster than a creeper exploding in your face!

Our server is filled with insane builds, like a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Want to join a faction of players who only communicate in pig Latin? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night – it’s like watching a herd of sheep go up against a pack of wolves!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a top hat, challenge a chicken to a rap battle, and build a house out of nothing but cake blocks? Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Cinderella SMP: Idolm@ster U149 Girls

Anime, cinderella, Cinderella Girls, Girls, idol group, idol management simulation, Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls, IDOLMSTER, IDOLS, Japanese media franchise, Kaoru, Kaoru Ryuzaki, long tail tags, mobile game, Music, smp, Thread, U149, U149 unit, video game, virtual idols

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	58
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Kaoru has created the most epic SMP ever!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic PvP battles with enchanted diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Kaoru’s SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

12 people, Accommodation, Annual, Bed.., Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, DRIVE, family get together, get together, hotel room, mad, Minecraft, privacy, Server, shower, sister, sister’s house, sleeping arrangements, time off work, wasted time, wellness check, WiFi

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Potions Brewed:	81

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you feel like you’re crashing at your sister’s overcrowded house during a family get-together? Look no further! Our server offers unlimited wifi, no line-ups for showers, and most importantly, no sleeping on couches or floors!

Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

KidKareKrew

anger, Babysitting, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, exclusion, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, Family Therapy, KidKareKrew, parenting, Resentment, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling neglect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of being the black sheep of the family? Do your older siblings treat you like a pesky fly that they just can’t swat away? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the clutches of your anti-brother sisters who have been plotting your disappearance since the dawn of time. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate having a brother around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn your sisters into frogs (just kidding…or are we?). Take revenge on those who have tormented you for years in the real world by unleashing your wrath in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and show your sisters that boys can play games too, and they better watch out because you’re not just a brother, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to conquer all!

SushiCraft: Carrier Invasion!

Asia-Pacific region, carrier, China, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Maritime, maritime boundaries, military presence, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Navy, SECURITY, SushiCraft, territorial disputes, territorial incursions, territorial waters

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1085
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like Japan vs China but in Minecraft form! Imagine sailing ur ship into each other’s waters and battling it out like true warriors. Will u be a samurai or a ninja? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be epic!

Join now and be part of the historic moment when China’s carrier entered Japan’s waters for the first time ever…in Minecraft! Who will come out on top? Will the pandas or the cherry blossoms reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join the server and let the battle begin! 🇯🇵🇨🇳

Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underwater temple filled with treasure guarded by a giant squid. Will u be brave enough to face the tentacled beast and claim the riches for yourself? Or will u end up as sushi for the squid? Only time will tell on this crazy server! 🦑💰

So what are u waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Japan vs China in Minecraft – it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🎮🔥

Berry Tea Red Wine Land

aging, antioxidants, berries, berry, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive health, daily servings, dementia risk, drinks, Flavonoid-rich foods, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, Land, lower risk, neurodegenerative diseases, nutrition, Prevention, red, Red wine, researchers, study, tea, wine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	438	Emeralds Found:	5439
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA FLAVONOIDS U NEED TO AVOID DEMENTIA! WE GOT BERRIES, TEA, AND RED WINE GALORE! EAT SIX EXTRA SERVINGS A DAY AND U COULD LOWER UR RISK BY 28! U WANNA KEEP UR BRAIN JUICY AND FRESH LIKE A BERRY? JOIN NOW AND GET UR DOSE OF FLAVONOIDS! #BERRYBRAINLOLZ #REDWINEROCKS #TEATIMEFUN

EuroCraft

Adventure, Community, Entertainment, EuroCraft, EuroCraft adventure, EuroCraft community, EuroCraft entertainment, EuroCraft fun, EuroCraft gaming, EuroCraft multiplayer, EuroCraft online, EuroCraft server, Fun, Gaming, growth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Prison, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

A new server that comes with a desire to grow with many things that will make your time on it not boring. I invite you to enter EUROCRAFT

130.51.94.20

Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

America, Brazil, Catholic, corrupt, DESPERATE, excepțional, iberophones, identity crisis, Irrelevant, LARGEST, Latin America, Latinx, loudest, Minecraft, obvious, overshadowed, painfully, Poor, Powerful, Relevant, Server, Struggling, thirdie, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9204	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	259	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

I Miss Her So Much, Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, emotional, Heartache, longing, longing for her, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing family, missing friends, missing her, missing her a lot, missing her badly, missing her deeply, missing her every day, missing her like crazy, missing her terribly, missing loved ones, missing someone, missing someone special, Nostalgia, smp, yearning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a chance to reunite with your long lost pet chicken, Henrietta. That’s right, she’s been waiting for you to come back and build her a luxurious coop complete with a jacuzzi and a mini fridge full of seeds. But beware, Henrietta has been living a wild life since you left and she’s picked up some questionable habits. Can you handle her new party animal lifestyle?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig only appears once every full moon, so you better start searching now if you want to be the one to claim its riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama. Henrietta is counting on you!

HubbyCraftTime

Communication Issues, emotional neglect, feeling ignored, feeling isolated, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, HubbyCraftTime, lack of affection, lack of connection, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lack of romance, Loneliness, marriage problems, quality time, relationship struggles, seeking attention, unfulfilled relationship

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Votes:	8966	Mines Excavated:	2796

Are you tired of feeling like a single player in a multiplayer world? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and companionship in the virtual realm!

Imagine a world where you and your partner can build a cozy virtual home together, go on epic adventures, and slay dragons side by side. No more sleeping in separate beds due to snoring – in our server, you can snuggle up in your pixelated bed and chat all night long!

Say goodbye to one-sentence conversations and hello to endless banter and laughter. Our server is the perfect place to bond over shared interests, whether it’s building a castle together or exploring hidden caves.

Forget about third-wheeling on double dates with friends – on our server, you and your partner will be the ultimate power couple, taking on challenges and conquering the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building a stronger relationship, one block at a time! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world… 😉🎮 #RelationshipGoals #MinecraftLoveStory