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MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

belongings, bling, blocky, cherished, Collectibles, Fandom, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, memorabilia collection, merchandise, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal memorabilia, possessions, prized, rare, Server, souvenirs, Treasures, trinkets, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7548	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	5381	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

acquisitions, Collectibles, Collections, curiosities, Hoarding, hobbies, humans, interests, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, Minecraft, objects, Obsession, Passion, Pastime, possessions, reddit, RedditCollects, smp, Treasures

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7735	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5260	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2302
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Star Shards Collected:	150	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	113	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyClosetClash

belongings, Boundaries, CLOSET, clothes, clothing, Communication, compromise, CraftyClosetClash, decluttering, equality, finances, home, Moving, organization, partner, personal items, possessions, relationship, Respect, Space

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	2409
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	9659
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with closet drama in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can hoard as many virtual clothes as you want without anyone judging you! Our server is a safe space for all your pixelated fashion needs.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing your virtual closet without any unwanted opinions from your partner. No more arguments about how many diamond helmets is too many – on our server, the limit does not exist!

Don’t let real-life closet wars bring you down, escape to our Minecraft server where you can be the fashionista you were always meant to be. Plus, no one will ever tell you that you have “too many clothes” here – in fact, the more, the merrier!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life closet drama once and for all. Who knew organizing virtual clothes could be so liberating?

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

NoDiamondsClub

activities, age, belongings, Choices, different, experiences, fashion, Gadgets, hobbies, Individuality, interests, Lifestyle, NoDiamondsClub, PEERS, Perspectives, possessions, Preferences, social norms, Technology, trends, Unique

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ club because you don’t have a pet dragon like everyone else your age? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, not only do you get a pet dragon, but it can also shoot lasers out of its eyes and fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese!

Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you ride around on your majestic dragon, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs a boring old pet dog when you can have a fire-breathing, laser-shooting dragon as your loyal companion?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the epic life you’ve always dreamed of! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

author signing, Comic Con, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, health issues, Minecraft, pain management, parental favoritism, perspective, Priorities, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unspoken resentment.

Are you tired of boring servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter players who refuse to take painkillers for their bruises because they interfere with their “optional” supplements. Who needs potions when you have questionable supplements, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a Comic Con adventure gone wrong. From missed author signings to heated text message battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

BroBroDefense34F

acceptance, BroBroDefense34F, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, family loyalty, friendship, Insecurity, judgment, loyalty to family, personal values, rejection, relationships, Respect, self worth, self-confidence, setting boundaries, Siblings, social anxiety, social etiquette

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4381	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and witness the epic love story of Tom (38M) and Pam (34F). Tom, the handsome, intelligent, and funny guy with a stuttering past, and Pam, the desperate woman looking for love. Will they find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TV dramas when you have our Minecraft server?

TimeMachineTraveler – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dreams, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, science fiction, smp, Technology, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeMachineTraveler, travel

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? No problem! Or how about fast-forwarding to the year 3000 where robots rule the world and diamonds are the new currency? It’s all possible on our wacky server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. One player accidentally went back to the Stone Age and now has a pet woolly mammoth named Fluffy. Another player went to the future and came back with a hoverboard that only works on Wednesdays.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through time and space, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

MineCraftyTherapy

coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyTherapy, perseverance, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, resilience, seeking help, self love, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with life’s rough patches? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure like no other.

Need a break from reality? Our server is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Forget about your problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the craziest creations you can think of.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the land? Or will you get distracted by the endless possibilities of pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, your rough patch will be a thing of the past once you step foot into our crazy world.

SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

arch-terrorist, ArchTerrorist, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, Eliminate, extremist, fm, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

Headstealer: Where stealing heads is allowed but asking for dirt is off limits!

Allowed, Anarchy, Bans, Community, diamonds, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Griefing, head stealing, Heads, Headstealer, Limits, mobs, PvP, Revival, SEASON 2, semi anarchy, Shop, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HeadSteal SMP Season 2
Total Members	300+
Server Duration	2 months (at least)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions.
What is the concept of the HeadSteal server?	In this server, players can steal other players’ heads by killing them. If a player dies to another player 5 times, they will be banned. However, players can revive others using a head and some diamonds.
How long will Season 2 of HeadSteal SMP last?	The server will last for at least 2 months for Season 2.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

Anon, Campaign, choose wisely, controversial, CraftyChoice, eight years, election, equality, Government, kamala harris, locking up niggers, meme, Minecraft, office, Politics, Presidential election, Propaganda, racism, Server, social justice, supporting Israel, US history, Voting

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	247	Potions Brewed:	79
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	4073
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.