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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9893 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7490 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!
First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
