But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret modeling agency in disguise. Top fashion designers from around the world come to our server to scout for new talent, so if you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a Minecraft supermodel, this is your chance!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Beauty Queen Pig, who roams the land in search of the most beautiful players to crown as her royal subjects. So if you want to be a part of her glamorous court, join our server today and start strutting your stuff!
One player even waited for an hour and a half after a long shift just to pick up their drunk friend, talk about dedication! And don’t worry about getting home safely, because our players will accuse you of neglect, call you toxic, and even lie about their sobriety just to take an $80 Uber ride instead.
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself, because on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is our players’ behavior!
also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.
oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.
plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.
so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Vanilla survival server, with the most used plugins, Backpacks!, economy, store, kits, warps, free VIP votes (custom kits for VIPS).
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| Server Type | Pure Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Number of Members | Around 10 |
If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any rules for conduct? | Yes, we have basic rules for conduct and exploits. |
| Can players use cheats or hacks? | No, we do not allow cheating or hacking on the server. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Griefing is not allowed, but most other things are fair game. |
| How can I join the server? | Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions there to join. |
Join us and leave behind the toxic relationships and constant drama. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, mining, and creating your own little world away from it all.
With crazy adventures waiting around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build a fortress to protect yourself from the chaos of family life, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a mom when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?
Join us and show off your skills in changing oil in Minecraft! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you can impress your friends with your car maintenance abilities.
And if your boyfriend gets mad at you for being a pro at changing oil, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space for all genders to show off their skills, even if it means embarrassing their partners.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that changing oil in Minecraft could be so entertaining?
Our server is so hilarious that even the creepers can’t stop giggling! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Chicken Jousting” where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off a platform.
But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a dancing llama for 10 minutes, and a secret treasure hunt where you have to follow clues written in emoji language.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite body part while you’re at it 😉.