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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1026 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 8281 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.
So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!