Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.
So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?
imagine your kid running around in a forest, mining diamonds and slaying creepers, all while their brain is getting a workout from the fresh air and greenery.
our server is like a virtual nature retreat for your little ones, where they can explore, build, and grow in a safe and stimulating environment. plus, who knows, maybe all that tree-hugging will turn them into the next minecraft mastermind!
so why wait? join now and watch your child’s neurodevelopment blossom like a beautiful oak tree in the springtime!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone accidentally build a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle.
But the real reason you should join? One time, a player had a few too many potions of invisibility and ended up accidentally hitting on their friend’s Minecraft girlfriend! It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
The modded server of Timeless MC. Join Today, and play along with us!
Forge 1.20.1 is required to join. Mods required: Origins, Connectivity, and voicechat.
forge.timelesssolutions.us:2000
Ahoy, matey! Set your heading and sail to SkullWars, a pirate-themed minecraft server where adventure and treasure await! Dive into the world of Survival and craft your own pirate hideout, defend your land from the night and collect endless treasure!
With a lively community and custom, pirate-inspired features, SkullWars offers an immersive experience for every adventurer. Whether you’re chasing fortune, seeking fame, or craving battle, the high seas of SkullWars will keep you hooked. Grab your compass, rally your crew, and embark on the ultimate pirate adventure today!
play.skullwars.net
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can party all night long with funky music and psychedelic lights. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond bong hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever smokes from the diamond bong will gain special powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with weed, parties, and epic adventures!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected leg cramp remedies. Who needs a doctor when you’ve got a Minecraft server, right? So come on, join us and leave those cramps in the dust. You won’t regret it…unless you do, but hey, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell!
Welcome to our OG DOGS server. It’s a Vanilla Survival server on 1.21.1 and we have lots of fun there. It is on 24/7 and you can join from any part of the world.
mc.yourdan.uk
Have you played the other projects by 4LS? No? Well, you’re in for a treat because on our server, we take things to a whole new level. From 3D-printable Katawa figurines to desktop Katawas, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about Kenjivania, where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in an epic showdown.
But that’s not all! Dive into our fanfic library, where the craziest and most hilarious stories await. From Val’s content dump to Anon’s sprites and font rip, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our KS map and explore every nook and cranny of this wacky world? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this unforgettable journey and find your own Katawa to love and cherish. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off if you dare to enter their haunted mansion. And if you manage to impress them, you’ll be rewarded with rare and valuable loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other. Just remember, do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!
Under development
95.216.30.117:25700
