Position MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

financial problems, Outreach, KidCraft, Company, supervisory role

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

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COLE PALMER Minecraft SMP TO PLAY AT LEFT BACK – ENGLAND MANAGER

Young Talent, challenge, strategy, england, player

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new cow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, that chest was cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen appeared and started chasing them around the server, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they went. It was a wild ride, but that player eventually defeated the pigmen and became a hero among the server community.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even uncover some cursed loot, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

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MissileCraft: No Change Zone

Zone, MissileCraft, Conflict, Statement, Ukraine

u ever wanted to join a server where u can shoot long range missiles at ur enemies like a boss? well, u in luck cuz on this server u can do just that! we got all the craziest weapons u can think of, from rocket launchers to nukes. we even got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the explosions.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant maze filled with traps and monsters that u gotta navigate through to find the ultimate treasure. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic Minecraft server and show everyone who’s the real king of explosions and treasure hunting!

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Queen of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

smp, Royal treatment, Biological women, Women, Femdom Gundam Edition

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the queens and princesses of our server.

In this server, we imagine ourselves as queens and princesses ruling over our Minecraft kingdom with power and grace. Will you be a gentle ruler, a firm leader, or a total tyrant? The choice is yours!

Subs, get ready to follow your princess or queen to the ends of the Minecraft world. What position will you be assigned by her? Will you be her loyal knight, her trusty advisor, or maybe even her personal chef? The possibilities are endless in this Femdom Gundam Edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where women reign supreme and subs bow down to their royal leaders. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

America, kamala, elected, trump, Position

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

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DefenderRankerMinecraftSMP

Evaluation, athlete, DefenderRankerMinecraftSMP, Defender, Basketball

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense dance-offs with creepers, and a chance to prove your worth as the ultimate defender of the realm (or at least until someone steals your diamonds).

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant cakes or turning their tools into rubber chickens.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little, come join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the madness begin!

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Hill Death Server

Position, opinion, Argument, debate, conviction

Are you tired of constantly respawning on the same old boring hill in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have hills so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of respawning on a different hill every time, each one more exhilarating than the last. From hills made entirely of diamond blocks to hills that shoot fireworks every time you respawn, we’ve got it all! So why settle for a mundane hill when you can respawn on the hill of your dreams? Join us now and start your epic hill-respawning adventure today!

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Minecraft server: Mmasissies – Crafting Chaos!

Position, standpoint, sentiment, Evaluation, reaction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the losers have to wear pink armor made of flowers for a whole week! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Chicken Jousting” event, where players ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pig” who poops out diamonds instead of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Mmasissies, our response? It’s time to get your game on!

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Block Banging Minecraft Server

sexual experience, Speaker, decision, Music, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to join is by completing the ultimate challenge – banging one of our moderators in a specific position while listening to another moderator’s music on speaker! It’s a wild ride of awkwardness and hilarity that will have you questioning your life choices. But hey, if you can handle that, you’ll fit right in with our crazy community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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CornerCrafters

pointing, Repetition, Position, emphasis, specific place

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, the mobs do the macarena when u defeat them! not only that, but the diamonds literally rain from the sky! u want a pet dragon? sure thing, we got those too! and guess what? the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created! u won’t regret it, i promise!

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