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LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SnobbyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child welfare, condescending advice, council estate, criticism, Enabling, family dynamics, father figure, HR, learn their lesson, middle class, Minecraft, modelling gigs, overstep, parenting, part-time dad, Posh, rich coworker, Server, snob, SnobbyCraft, tough love, Working class

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with snobby HR managers who think they know everything? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggles of being a full-time dad to your nephew while your brother chases modeling gigs. Build your own virtual family and show Susan who’s boss by creating the ultimate blocky empire. Let’s see if she can handle the pressure of surviving in our crazy world! Join now and let’s build some epic adventures together!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	166	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

PoshBritInMinecraftServer

Adventure, appalachia, British, Contrast, countryside, Cross-cultural, Culture Shock, Exploration, guy, humor, Lifestyle, luxury, Posh, PoshBritInMinecraftServer, reaction, Rich, social experiment, Stereotypes, travel, unexpected, West Virginia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mines Excavated:	3393	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Imagine this: a super posh rich British guy gets transported to the middle of West Virginia in the game. Watch as he tries to navigate his way through the wilderness, encountering hillbillies, moonshine stills, and maybe even a Bigfoot or two. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing for days. Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll stumble upon in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

CraftyRainbow – Trendy Minecraft Server

1600m yen, 22, CraftyRainbow, full year, Last year, MERGE INC, Minecraft, Niji EN, Q4, Server, trendy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are as vibrant as a rainbow and the adventures are as wild as a unicorn on roller skates! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual empire while riding on the backs of flying pigs.

Our server has seen a 22% increase in players from last year, with Q4 bringing in a whopping 1600 million yen in revenue. That’s right, we’re making it rain virtual currency like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant creepers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, though, they’re friendly… most of the time.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is NIJI EN – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

NephewGriefGraduationFun

attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, cultural values, culture, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, Graduation, Manners, Mexican, nephew, NephewGriefGraduationFun, Party, psychologist, reconciliation, special day

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where family feuds are a thing of the past! No more awkward family gatherings or rude nephews ruining your daughter’s med school graduation. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft in peace. Say goodbye to disrespectful relatives and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

SongCraft Minecraft Server

emotions, Harmony, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Journey, Life, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Passion, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, SongCraft, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	7322
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of living a boring life with no epic soundtrack to accompany your every move? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the epic “Eye of the Creeper” starts playing in the background. Or how about battling a horde of zombies while “Zombie Slayer Anthem” blares through your speakers? Join our server and let your life be the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a killer soundtrack to match!

BlockyMoodBoosters

bad mood, BlockyMoodBoosters, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, Emotional support, emotional well being, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mood management, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care strategies, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5698
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

HezbollahGoneBoomCraft

airstrike, alleged, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, Eliminated, hezbollah, HezbollahGoneBoomCraft, intelligence, Israeli, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4668
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	876	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Popular, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

qfnt.vanillaboxmc.ru

AutistCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, AutistCraft, Communication, Community, developmental disorder, high functioning autism, inclusion, level three autist, low functioning autism, mental health, Minecraft, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, Server, Social Skills, special needs, stigma, stimming, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, we have levels of autism! Join now and see if you can reach level three like our fearless leader. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock hidden powers like the ability to build a house with just one block or summon a herd of exploding sheep. Don’t be a noob, join our server and level up your autism game today!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with Endermen, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle (spoiler alert: he’s a terrible rapper). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player – he’s just misunderstood, okay? So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get this block party started!

HappyCraft

bright colors, cheerful, color perception, color preferences, color psychology, color symbolism, color symbolism in culture, color theory, color therapy, emotional well being, emotions, happiest color, Happiness, happiness research, HappyCraft, joy, mood, mood boosting colors, positivity, psychology of color

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the happiest place on earth (well, in the Minecraft world at least)! We believe the happiest color is neon pink, and we’ve built an entire world around it. Join us for epic quests where you have to find the rarest pink sheep in the land, or participate in our daily dance parties where the DJ is a talking parrot with a killer playlist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink diamond armor that gives you the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. So come on down to our server and experience a world of pink-tastic fun like never before!