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Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

Americas, colonial, colonial administration, Colonialism, Colonization, colonization strategies, Conquest, Cultural differences, economic factors., English colonies, European empires, Exploration, Global influence, History, imperialism, indigenous populations, Minecraft, new world, political factors, Portuguese colonies, Server, Spanish colonies, Trade

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoVoicesNoProblemMC

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Potions Brewed:	70
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

join our minecraft server for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures. we have cows that can fly and pigs that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic castles and roller coasters.

oh, and did i mention the talking sheep? yeah, they give great advice on where to find hidden treasure and secret caves.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves dancing pigs and chatty sheep. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlagueCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Tired of the same old boring plagues ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience plagues like you’ve never seen before. Our plagues come in all shapes and sizes – from exploding chickens to rainbow-colored zombies. You’ll never be bored again with our constantly evolving plague system.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with the Pigman King and help him conquer the land with his army of porky warriors.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond Rainbow Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

VidyaWasteMC Server

cognitive benefits, digital entertainment, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, gaming culture, hand-eye coordination, interactive media, leisure activities, mental health, online gaming, problem solving, Relaxation, screen time, Server, Social Interaction, stress relief, time wasting, video game addiction, video games, VidyaWasteMC, virtual worlds

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Potions Brewed:	161
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate time-waster! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your feathered friends by your side.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all corners of the Minecraft world and earn exclusive rewards for your sick dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyHub: No Shelf Control

back issues, collector’s books, control, Craftsmanship, CraftyHub, diy project, finishing touches, Furniture, gift, Handmade, Home decor, husband, limited edition, polyurethane, project completion, rough texture, sanded, sandpaper finish, Shelf, signed copies, unfinished bookshelf, woodworking, woodworking skills

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

So, picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft, searching for the perfect server to call home. And then, out of nowhere, you stumble upon a server where the bookshelves are so rough to the touch that they make your character’s skin crawl. But fear not, for this server is a hidden gem just waiting to be discovered.

Join us on this wild adventure where bookshelves are not just for storing books, but also for testing your pain tolerance. Feel the thrill of brushing against a bookshelf and experiencing the sensation of sandpaper on your virtual skin. It’s a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across some rare, limited edition books that are just waiting to be added to your collection. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have a bookshelf that doubles as a torture device?

So come on, join us on this server where the bookshelves are rough, the adventures are endless, and the memories are unforgettable. Just don’t forget to bring some virtual bandages for those inevitable bookshelf-induced injuries!

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

addiction, addictive activities, addictive behavior, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, behavioral addiction, BlockCrafted, compulsive behavior, cravings, dependence, dopamine, habits, irresistible urge, Minecraft, non-drug addiction, Obsession, psychological dependence, reward system, Server, vices

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Minecraft, duh! And guess what? Our server takes that addiction to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you rare items for your unwanted dirt blocks.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to epic build battles in the dead of night? Don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GlassesOff4Craft

accessories, bedroom activities, comfort, Communication, eye health, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, GlassesOff4Craft, Intimacy, love, People with glasses, Personal preferences, physical intimacy, relationships, romance, sex, spectacles, vision, vision correction, visual impairment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crops Grown:	4847
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!

BidenCraft: Ukraine Strong

BidenCraft, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Defense, Diplomacy, european allies, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, joe biden, military alliance, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political meeting, SECURITY, solidarity, strategic cooperation, STRONG, strong support, summit, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	187	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we host the nato summit with joe biden to show STRONG support for Ukraine!!! we have epic battles with creepers and zombies to simulate real life war tactics. join us and be a part of history in the making!!! plus, joe biden will personally give you a virtual high five if you join. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to save the world, one block at a time.

FrenchRevolution Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, bootlicking, Cancer, cucks, democracies, Faggots, far right, fascists, France, freedom, FrenchRevolution, glowie, law, Minecraft, nationalism, people, political activism, prosperity, resistance, right wing, ruling class, Server, social justice

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by far-right bootlicking cucks and glowie faggots? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have taken back France and we’re not giving it back any time soon! Join us in the fight for freedom, prosperity, and democracy as we battle against the ruling class and their right-wing servants. And hey, if you’re a fascist, we hope you get cancer! So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… without the fascists!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, CHANGE, ChudCraft, CONSERVATIVE, Corbyn, Disappointment, election, Europe, France, Government, influence, L’Chuds, left, Macron, Minecraft, political shift, Politics, power, progressive, Server, society, sweeping up, Turn, uk

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Void Gems Collected:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of the Left taking over everything, from politics to your favorite Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Left has no power! Join us and fight against the leftist invasion with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary L’Chuds, a group of elite players who have sworn to protect the server from any threat. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but their wits and a stack of TNT.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the epic battle between good and evil, where the fate of Minecraft itself hangs in the balance. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

Pixel Casino: Fair & Fun Gaming

Accountability, anti-fraud measures, Audit, Casino, compliance, consumer trust., establishments, ethical practices, fair, Fairness, Fun, gambling, Gaming, gaming industry, monitoring systems, OPERATIONs, PIXEL, Player Protection, random number generators, regulations, responsible gambling, Rules and Regulations, security measures, transparency

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more legit than a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we ensure fairness and transparency in our operations just like a creeper ensures it blows up your house!

Join us for a chance to win big in our virtual casinos, where the odds are as random as a chicken laying an egg in the Nether. Our RNG system is so foolproof, even a villager couldn’t scam you out of your emeralds!

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you won’t get cheated out of your hard-earned loot, unlike that time when a skeleton stole your enchanted armor. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves after you’ve fed them bones.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic Minecraft server around, where fairness and transparency are as abundant as diamonds in a mineshaft. Join us now and let the fun begin!