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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1582 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9087 |
| Ores Mined: | 7905 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?
