Portrait Minecraft Servers

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

    31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP_CraftyCreeper84162292

    SMP_CraftyCreeper84162292

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are fancy AF. But that’s not all – our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous opera performances and our chickens can do the Macarena better than any player.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the bowels of the server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant talking potato. Legend has it that anyone who can defeat the potato in a dance-off will be rewarded with the rarest loot in all the land. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyART Minecraft Server

    CraftyART Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingPortraitDrama

    WeddingPortraitDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

    Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

    So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPolyamoryCraft

    PixelPolyamoryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!

    On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?

    Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MonaKraft – Kardashian of Minecraft

    MonaKraft – Kardashian of Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the mona lisa is actually a secret portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    we got diamond armor that makes you invincible and creepers that explode into rainbows instead of blowing up your stuff.

    plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden chicken in the enchanted forest.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

    NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring haunted mansions with creepy canine officers! Our server is filled with mysterious hallways, eerie portraits, and disappearing dogs in old uniforms. Who knows what secrets lie within the darkness of night? Will you be brave enough to face the howling wolves in the wilderness? Join now for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other! And remember, always keep an eye on those portraits…you never know when they might start following you too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

    Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

    So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Booty Calls

    Pixelated Booty Calls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP