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MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3988	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

banter, Barkeeps, big, Cock, drinks, INN, STRONG, Stronger

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6376	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

arma, Combat, Crafty, Edition, First-Person, Game, Immersive, McCraftface, Military, military training, mission-based, multiplayer, Objectives, open world, Realism, Reforger, Sandbox, Shooter, simulation, strategy, tactical, teamwork, WARFARE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

antisemitism, Bigotry, bros, discrimination, hate, History, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Kike, LAUGHING, LolCraft, Oppression, prejudice, racism, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, US

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	12

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

Blocky Booty Busters

acceptance, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, Busters, confusion, consent, experimentation, Exploration, Gay, judgment, Labels, LGBTQ, Open-mindedness, Questioning, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual orientation, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigmas, taboo

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

bored, catch up, CREEPERS, explosions, Good, Kawaii, Manga, manga addict, manga binge, manga binge reading, Manga community, manga completion, manga discovery, manga lover, manga marathon, manga obsession, manga reader, manga series, manga update, MangaCraft, new chapters, reading, unexpected find, WEEKLY

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!

NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1591
Animals Bred:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5453

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!

PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!

Adventure, Begins.., border control, citizenship, customs, documentation, documents, Identification, immigration, International, Minecraft, Nationality, PassportPals, Passports, SECURITY, Server, travel, Verification

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Votes:	7857
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	2698	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only passport you need is your sense of adventure! Join us as we embark on wild quests, slay dragons, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!

ZeldaCraft: Make Link Mine for Rupees!

Adventure, Bosses, Characters, Combat, creativity, Dungeons, Exploration, fan feedback, FANTASY, Gaming, innovation, Items, Link, long trail, Magic, open world, Puzzles, Quests, rupees, Story, video games, weapons, Zelda, ZeldaCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Link is actually a Minecraft character and he’s on a quest to defeat the evil Ganon who has taken over the server and turned all the pigs into evil Moblins.

Join our server and help Link navigate through dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and Creeper spawners. But be careful, because if you die, you have to start all over again and Navi will constantly nag you with annoying tips and hints.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret hidden Triforce that grants the player who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like Farore’s Wind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero of Minecraft Hyrule today!

LOLZCraft – Cringey Anime Roleplay Server

#ChuuniTendencies, #EnglishTranslated, #JapaneseLocale, #MoeChart, #NovelElements, #PlotSpoilers, #Readme, #VNDB, #VNHelp, Anime, chartanon, cringey, discussion, Downloadlinks, eceleb, FAQs, general, GOOGLE, japanese, LOLzCraft, Recommendations, Roleplay, Server, techsupport, visualnovel

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Votes:	1396	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Visual Novel Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure through the world of English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite VNs without any e-celeb shitposting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs.

But wait, there’s more! Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered. Just follow our simple steps before asking for tech support and you’ll be good to go. And if all else fails, just Google it!

Looking for recommendations or a novel with a specific element? We’ve got resources for that too. Our server is your one-stop shop for all things VN related.

So why wait? Join our server today and dive into a world of visual novel madness. Previous players have had a blast, and you will too! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!