Portoble – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

/ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP
arachnids, bible verse, Blind Venusaur, Bug Alien Princesses, bugs, celebration, ChonkyFlora, CRAWLERS, creepy, eternal life, Fat Gardens, Fat Plants, feast, Fiida, Fungi, Gardens, Godseeker Story, highlights, holiday, Lush, Minecraft, Plants, Prisonpillar, serpents, shelly, Sly, smp, Snakes, Thanksgiving, thicc, thread theme, Wurmple Conductor
Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.
Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.
So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

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The Slayer’s Reality Minecraft Server
AUTHORITY, CHANGE, control, created, defiance, Minecraft, mtbs, Oppression, Over.., power dynamics, Powers That Be, Reality, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, SLAYERS, social constructs, society, subversion, transformation, transitioning
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where slayers are no longer slaying monsters but instead riding mountain bikes! Yes, you heard that right – forget swords and armor, it’s all about pedal power now!
Join us on this wild adventure where the powers that be have decided that the only way to survive in this world is by shredding gnarly trails on your trusty mountain bike. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have sick jumps and epic downhill races?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane reality where the line between fantasy and extreme sports is blurred. So grab your helmet, saddle up, and get ready to conquer the mountains in ways you never thought possible. See you on the trails, mtb slayers!

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Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP
blanket, Breath, comfort, Continental Classic, coping strategies, dont, Drones, dude wipes, encouragement, get through, hey, Minecraft, OK, perseverance, positivity, Promise, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, smp, Support, Wednesday, worry, YEET glasses
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.
But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.
Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.

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Break Time Minecraft Server
20+ episodes, Anime, Anime Studios, bitchmade.., Break, breaks, criticism, episodes, Expectations, fanbase, Hiatus, Industry, long tail tags, Minecraft, production, Quality, Schedule, Server, Standards, Studios, taking breaks, Time, trends, workload
Are you tired of wimpy anime studios taking breaks after just 8 episodes? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We have anime-themed builds that will make you feel like you’re living in your favorite show, and our staff members are trained in the ancient art of binge-watching. Join us and never have to suffer through a hiatus again! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the ability to watch anime in real life. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

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Miss Me Yet? Minecraft SMP
absence.., emotional, Heartache, long tail tags: nostalgia, longing, longing for the past, love, Melancholy, Memories, Minecraft, Miss me yet, missing someone, missing you, past, pining, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentiment, separation, smp, wishful, wistful, yearning
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of finding a hidden chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly zombie named Bob.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a enchanted golden carrot.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Blocky Pride Minecraft Server
acceptance, blocky, coming out, Communication, Conversation, fear, fear of rejection, Friends, Honesty, Identity, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Minecraft, pride, relationships, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, subtle hints, Support, Understanding
Looking for a place to build your rainbow castle and mine for fabulous diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glittery creepers, rainbow sheep, and fabulous adventures. Our community is as diverse as a box of crayons, so you can be your true rainbow self without fear of judgment. Plus, our mods are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and keeping the peace in our magical world. So come on, honey, let your rainbow flag fly high and join us on the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

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Will I Make It To 500 Minecraft SMP
achieving milestones, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, hard work, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, progress, reaching goals, reaching milestones, self improvement, self-belief, Setting goals, smp, success, Will I make it to 500, Will I make it to 500.000
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern! Will you make it to 500,000 points before the roller coaster crashes and burns? Join us and find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So not only can you ride a roller coaster through hell, but you can also become rich beyond your wildest dreams by farming these magical pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that gives you superhuman powers. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just find the treasure chest and all your dreams will come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and make it to 500,000 points!

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Greek Adventure Minecraft Server
Adventure, Ancient Ruins, Architecture, athens, Beaches, Beautiful, culture, Food, greece, Greek, greek mythology, History, Islands, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Mykonos, olive oil, Parthenon, santorini, Server, Souvlaki, travel, vacation, Wanderlust
Are you a fan of Greek mythology and gyros? Do you dream of building your own Parthenon while munching on some delicious feta cheese? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can mine for diamonds in the ruins of ancient Athens, battle mythical creatures like the Minotaur, and even ride a flying Pegasus to get around. Plus, every player gets a free toga skin to really get into the Greek spirit. So come join us and experience the epicness of Greece like never before! Opa!

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Why Are Zoomer Actresses So Small? Minecraft SMP
Actresses, actresses’ height, body image, entertainment industry, generation z, height, height discrimination, height in acting industry, height in film, height in media, height in showbiz, height in television, Hollywood, media representation, Minecraft, physical appearance, Small, small stature, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, Young Talent, Zoomer, zoomer actresses
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the zoomer actresses are so small because they’ve been shrunk down by a mischievous group of Endermen who have a weird obsession with Hollywood!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden disco ball in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Llama King himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with tiny actresses, dancing llamas, and disco ball wishes!

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> The Worst General Minecraft Server
dedicated schizo, dedicated schizo long tail tag, dedicated schizo tag, general, general schizo fanbase, general schizo fanbase tag, Minecraft, Server, the most dedicated schizo, the worst fanbase, the worst general, WORST, worst dedicated yab, worst dedicated yab tag, worst fanbase, worst fanbase long tail tag, worst fanbase tag, worst general, worst general long tail tag, worst general tag, yab of the year, year’s yab, year’s yab long tail tag, year’s yab tag
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre generals and lackluster fanbases? Look no further, because our server boasts the WORST general you’ll ever encounter! This guy is so bad, he once tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it was a great idea.
But wait, there’s more! Our fanbase is so dedicated, they once spent 24 hours straight mining for diamonds just to impress the general. And let’s not forget about our prestigious award for YAB of the Year – that’s right, we were voted the Yabbiest Server in all of Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

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