Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

ALL DC AUCTION, Balmung, Chronicles, Coeurl, creeper, crystal, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Eulmore, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Lets Kill Eachother, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, The Beehive, The Goblet, unmodded viera edition, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6445	Votes:	4986
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7535
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8932	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5359	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We don’t have any mods because who needs ’em when you have the power of pure insanity on your side.

Join us for the Moonfire Faire where you can trade diamonds for fireworks and set off a display that will make the Ender Dragon jealous. Don’t forget to attend our meetups, like the Monthly Male Meetup where we discuss the latest fashion trends in diamond armor.

Need resources? We’ve got ’em! Just don’t ask where they came from, some say a herd of sheep sacrificed themselves to the Minecraft gods for our benefit. And if you’re looking for a Free Company, ours is the best – we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

SisCraft: Mom’s Turn!

aita, baby daddy, BEDROOM, Cancer, comfortable, Contact, Dying, family, FMLA, gloves, Legacy, mom, moms, MONEY, quality of life, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Studio, surgery, Telling, Turn, Will

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	9022
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and escape the real-life chaos by building your own virtual world filled with blocky adventures.

Looking for a place to escape from your mom’s will drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about family feuds and focus on crafting epic creations.

Need a break from siblings who always seem to get the upper hand? Join our server and show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land.

Sick of being the responsible one in your family? Come join us and let loose by mining, crafting, and exploring without any real-life responsibilities holding you back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s way more fun than the real one!

SelfDeceptionMC SMP

denial, facing reality, lying to self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self honesty, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-deception, self-delusion, self-doubt, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflection journey, SelfDeceptionMC, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7711

Are you lying to yourself about not joining our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncovering secret diamond stashes and enchanted gear that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous. So stop lying to yourself and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBrits Brexit Bonanza

Analysis, BlockyBrits, bonanza, brexit, Brits, consequences, debate, decision, Economy, european union, Future, immigration, Impact, negotiations, opinion, Politics, reddit, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Hey there, Minecrafters of Reddit! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you!

Imagine a world where Brexit was actually a Minecraft server – chaotic, unpredictable, and full of surprises at every turn. Join us on this wild adventure where you never know what will happen next. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of trade deals and alliances? Will you be able to survive the constant political drama and backstabbing?

But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Build your own Brexit-inspired creations, from giant walls to quirky customs checkpoints. Join forces with other players to form your own political parties and fight for control of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden truth behind Brexit itself.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience Brexit like never before. Who knew politics could be this much fun?

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, climate change, drought, drought assistance, drought emergency, drought management, drought relief, drought relief efforts, drought response, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian crisis, Minecraft, natural disaster, POVERTY, regional bloc, relief efforts, Server, Southern Africa, Southern African Development Community, Water Crisis, water scarcity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

MissileMadnessCraft

Attack, Commander, Conflict, Defense, drone, extremist group, global relations, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile barrage, MissileMadnessCraft, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

ZambeziLungfishCraft

Africa, Ancient, Aquatic, Biodiversity, discovery, Evolution, Extinct, Ferganoceratodus edwardsi, fossil, fossilised tooth plate, identified, material, Mid-Zambezi Basin, new species, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Triassic lungfish, vertebrate, ZambeziLungfishCraft, zimbabwe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

1.21, adulting, application, astros, Community, Creative, Datapacks, Discord, Discord link, Events, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, microphone, Minecrafters, PRETEND, procrastinate, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Uncrafting, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Star Shards Collected:	265
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

Adversity, Challenging, Chaos, Crafty, declining, deteriorating, deteriorating condition, deteriorating situation, Difficult, getting, HARD, Hardship, It’s, just, Minecraft, Server, Struggle, TOUGH, tough times, Unbearable, WORSE, worsening, worsening condition, worsening situation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3641
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

1824103659019628717, Bug Fix, Computer, Confirmed, Hardware, HIGH CROSS-CCD LATENCIES, latency issues, Minecraft, operating system, PC, Performance, POOZEN5, RyanSmithAT, smp, SMPyMcSMP, software, Status, system optimization., Tech, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, windows 10

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

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