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BatGlowCraft

Animal Behavior, BatGlowCraft, biology, feet, Fluorescence, flying mammals, Hairs, long tail, mammalian biology, Mammals, Mexican bats, Mexican free-tailed bats, Nature, Nocturnal, research, researchers, study, tags, ultraviolet light, UV light, wildlife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	8120
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!

CuteFaceCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anon, ANONYMOUS, attractive, Community, cute, CuteFaceCraft, face, female, finland, FINNISH, forum, gender, Identity, internet, Minecraft, ONLINE, PHOTO, Posting, selfie, Server, social media, User

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish anon who is not only a Minecraft pro, but also kinda cute (according to the female players, at least). Join our server for the chance to catch a glimpse of this mysterious cutie pie while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that this Finnish anon once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness this legendary feat in person.

So why wait? Join our server now for a mix of cute faces, epic adventures, and potato-powered victories. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

LooksMaxingCraft SMP: Glow Up Edition

appearance enhancement, Attention, attractiveness, balding, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, Edition, GLOW, Grooming, Insecurity, Invisibility, lifestyle changes, LOOKSMAXING, LooksMaxingCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, societal norms, transformation, validation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2970	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the power of looksmaxing is real! Join us and watch as your blocky character goes from a 6 to an 8, attracting all the attention from the pixelated ladies. But beware, with great looks comes great responsibility – the stares and attention may become overwhelming!

But fear not, for we have a solution for those who can’t handle the spotlight. Simply go bald in-game and watch as the attention magically disappears. It’s like a superpower, but for your Minecraft character! So come join us and experience the wild ride of looksmaxing and the joys of being invisible in our crazy Minecraft world.

BabyCraftMamaDrama

allergic reaction prevention, anxiety, autism, baby allergy, Baby Care, BabyCraftMamaDrama, Communication Issues, egg allergy, EpiPen, family dynamics, first time mom, first time parent, food allergies, Food Safety, generational differences, maternal instincts, mother’s comments, parenting challenges, Safety concerns

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. And that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made entirely of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a talking llama for 24 hours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

JoyfulCraft SMP

Contentment, daily happiness, daily happiness routine, Daily joy, finding joy everyday, gratefulness, gratitude practice, Happiness, inner peace, joy, joy in little things, JoyfulCraft, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, positive vibes, self-care, simple pleasures, small joys, smiles, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance party hosted by our resident chicken overlord, Cluck Norris. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Sir Meowsalot, will lead us to victory with his trusty diamond sword and impeccable fashion sense.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that every Sunday we host a hot dog eating contest in the Nether, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’d prefer to join our underwater dance party with the guardians and squids, where the DJ is a friendly dolphin named DJ Flipper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience joy like never before!

MineCraftMania

fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy choices, life satisfaction, lifestyle changes, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, quality of life, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	666143
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your quality of life will improve tenfold! Why? Because on our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy! Need a break from the stresses of real life? Just take a dip in our virtual lava hot tub and watch all your worries melt away. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft master and gain the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA

Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Lets, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, nuclear agreement, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, political dialogue, resuming talks, sanctions, Talk, Tehran, united states, US, Usa, Washington

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN IRAN’S NUCLEAR TALKS WITH US. YOU CAN BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR IN YOUR BASE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN.

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE MILK. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHOCOLATE MILK.

SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD AND WACKY TIME ON OUR SERVER. WHO NEEDS NUCLEAR TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE FUN IN MINECRAFT?

LymeCraft Biofilm Bosses

animal model studies., antibiotic resistance development, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance mechanisms in biofilms, antibiotic resistance studies, antibiotic treatment, antibiotics resistance, bacterial biofilm formation, bacterial biofilms, bacterial infections, Biofilm, biofilms, Borrelia Burgdorferi, Borrelia burgdorferi biofilms, Borrelia burgdorferi infections, Bosses, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, Lyme disease research, LymeCraft, Medical research, microbiology, mouse study

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

LOL this server is like a crazy mouse study but in Minecraft!!! we got Borrelia Burgdorferi (Lyme Disease) creating biofilms like some kind of boss, giving it like 1000x resistance to antibiotics!!! join us and see how these tiny organisms take over the world of blocks and crafting!!! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun and wacky way!!! come build with us and see if you can survive the biofilm invasion!!!

Tavern with a Cavern: Vanilla hermitcraft-like mischief and chill vibes

age range, Application Process, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, Datapacks, dedicated players, Discord, Friday opening, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Java Version, long-term server, Mature Players, Mischief, Mob Heads, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, smp, TAVERN, Vanilla, VIBES

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	959	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t have strict rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What age range is the community?	Mostly 15-22
When does the server open?	This Friday
Is there an application process to play on the server?	Yes
Are there strict rules on the server?	No, just don’t be a dick

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Aqua, Aqua gaming, Aqua management, Aqua quit, Aqua streaming, AquaCraft, Chinese gacha, Chinese Games, contract, Gaming, hololive, Hololive news, hoyoverse, HoYoverse contract, Insider, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, Server, streaming, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crops Grown:	1441
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the virtual world collides with the real world in the most hilarious way possible! We’ve got all your favorite Hololive VTubers streaming once a week, but with a twist – they have to play Chinese gacha games from HoYoverse!

Watch Aqua try to escape playing these games, only to be chased down by the management who forces her to join in on the fun. Will she survive the insanity of gacha madness? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can challenge your favorite VTubers to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you defeat Korone in a redstone challenge? Can you outbuild Gura in a castle competition? Only one way to find out – join our server now and become part of the wackiest virtual world ever created!