We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.
It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.
Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.
Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.
Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?
So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?
Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!
Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.
So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!
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| Custom Mod Pack | TwinScythe Cobblemon RP |
|---|---|
| Features | Skills systems, economy, furniture, marriage, beer, dungeons, new weapons/armor/shields |
| Role Play | Encouraged but not required |
| Server IP | Auto listed once mod pack is installed |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
No, you must install the custom mod pack to join the server.
Player skins are disabled, you must select a skin using the editor when you join.
No, the server will never be pay-to-win and will not have crates.
Yes, you can play as any character you like on the server.
We are a small community as of now, but friendly to new players.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own floating castle in the sky made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long! And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs – they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it!
But wait, there’s more! Ever seen a virtual cat ride a virtual llama into battle against an army of zombie pigmen? Well, you will on our server! Our players are so skilled, they can turn a simple dirt hut into a towering castle in under an hour. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Saturday night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community on the interwebs. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to team up with Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 and Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 for an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize: bragging rights for life!
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in the midst of chaos, just like OP did with their mom during a storm. Can you gather supplies, navigate through empty shelves, and outsmart last-minute shoppers to come out on top?
But beware, just like in real life, you might have to make tough decisions like leaving off items on your shopping list to survive. Will you risk angering your virtual mom by not getting everything she asks for, or will you take matters into your own hands and fend for yourself?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to weather the storm and come out victorious. And remember, in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry virtual mom).
