We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.
It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.
Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.
we got crazy stories like one time a player accidentally set off a TNT trap in their own base and blew up their entire house! but don’t worry, we have grief protection so you can build in peace without worrying about accidental explosions (unless you want to, we won’t judge).
so come join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and unintentional chaos on our minecraft server! you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own base, then you might regret it a little).
We are krotting. and we want you to krot with us. will you krot with us? kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot.
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers. These guys know how to boogie down like you’ve never seen before. Join them for a dance party you’ll never forget.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken at your disposal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs!
Now, the world government is in a panic because the bomb can still be activated. And guess who’s on the hunt for it? Blackbeard, of course! He’s already captured hostages to find the poneglyphs leading to the island. Once he gets his hands on the one piece, he plans to hold the entire world hostage!
But don’t worry, this story has a twist – the series will end with the destruction of the one piece. Why? Because government bad, and because the Japanese love to include big bomb plots in their stories (just look at Naruto and Metal Gear!).
So, if you’re ready for a crazy adventure filled with danger, intrigue, and explosive surprises, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might just be the one to save the world from destruction (or cause it, we won’t judge)! 🤪🧨🏴☠️ #MinecraftMadness
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next, just like this parent who never expected their son to come crawling back for money. Will you make the right decisions and avoid falling out with your loved ones like this parent did? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the suspense, and the unexpected just like in this wild family story. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!
one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was terrorizing the land. we had to team up and use all our skills to defeat it. it was, like, so intense, bro.
and, like, our community is, like, the best, man. everyone is so chill and friendly. we all help each other out and have a blast together.
so, like, come join us on this server, bro. you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.
– A freshly started Prominence 2 Server –
The Network has 5 years of experience and is looking for active Play Testers for “Prominence 2” (Fabric Version!)
50 SetHomes No PvP Generous amounts of ClaimBlocks TPA, RTP and other QOL Commands.
Enjoy!
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