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Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, balanced diet, Bites, calorie control, dieting, eating habits, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy portions, mindful eating, mindful nutrition, mindful portioning, nutrition, portion control, portion size, portion sizes, Realm, smaller portions, Tiny, weight control, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1761	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Buildings Constructed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ores Mined:	9209	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Runes Activated:	0

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	89	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Void Gems Collected:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	65
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	62	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

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THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	592	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!