portion control Minecraft Servers

portion control Minecraft Servers

  • NuttyWeightLossCraft

    NuttyWeightLossCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1744
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPounders: Crafting a Slimmer You!

    PixelPounders: Crafting a Slimmer You!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 8512
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 139 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a square in a world full of blocks? Join our Minecraft server and start your weight loss journey today! Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll be running around mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers without even realizing you’re burning calories. Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. So come join us and say goodbye to those extra pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Pick-a-Block: Only One
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9353
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Potions Brewed: 157 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Animals Bred: 69
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

    Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

    Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Steve’s Minecraft Party – Minecraft SMP

    SMP – Steve’s Minecraft Party – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3679
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 130 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure in the land of Radagon, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time!

    Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding chickens, making every moment in the game a hilarious surprise. And don’t forget to check out our main information document, filled with tips and tricks to conquer the world of Radagon.

    Create your own character with our character planners, whether you want to be a wizard riding a unicorn or a ninja panda with laser eyes. The possibilities are endless!

    Explore the interactive map and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a talking potato. Who knows what you’ll find in the lands between?

    Join us now and use the group password “ergPrevious Grace” to unlock exclusive perks like a pet dragon or a magical rainbow sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that is Radagon: Marika Edition!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoAlcohol4Sis

    NoAlcohol4Sis
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4709
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

    But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

    So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InsecureSteveMC SMP

    InsecureSteveMC SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 676
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3931 Dragon Eggs Found: 9660
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!

    We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.

    Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty LOLz

    MineCrafty LOLz
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7469
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6481
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

    Located in Chicago, USA
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    Features Description
    [🧨] PvP and griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
    [💻] Stable server performance
    [🌎] No world resets Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
    [🍪] Quality of life changes Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
    [‼️] Effective anticheat Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
    [🚫] No features No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

    Server News (August 23, 2024)

    Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

    StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

    Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

    Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

    CraftyDawnTrailMCServ
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 5693
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5464
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Crops Grown: 5207

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

    Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

    Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

    Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

    CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 349
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 356 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Villages Defended: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

    So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

    HandiCraft Street Deny LOL
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 697
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5313
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

    Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineForFreeCraft

    MineForFreeCraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6745
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3354 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

    Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

    BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9699
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Farms Harvested: 239 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 2303 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

    Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

    Highlights

    Feature Description
    Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
    State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
    Integrated Discord server Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
    Java-Bedrock Crossplay Enjoy crossplay from any device!
    Recurring events Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
    Game modes and places to explore Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
    Protection options Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
    Economy Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
    Public farms and resource worlds Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
    Best online community Members from all walks of life.

    Our Mission

    Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

    Membership Application Required

    If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

    General Server Rules

    Rule Description
    All players must be 18+ Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
    No Griefing Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
    No Client Mods/Exploits Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
    No Advertising/Spam No advertising or spamming in chat.
    Common Sense/Maturity Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

    Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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