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SlimCraft: Shed Pounds in Style

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	716
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	192
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of carrying around all that extra weight in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch those virtual pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer character. Our secret weight loss tip? Every time you die in-game, you have to do 10 push-ups in real life. Trust us, you’ll be ripped in no time! So come join us on this crazy journey to a fitter, stronger Minecraft world.

DietCraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, dairy free, diet, DietCraft, gluten free, Healthy Eating, high protein, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, Plant-Based, portion control, smp, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole Foods

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, balanced diet, Bites, calorie control, dieting, eating habits, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy portions, mindful eating, mindful nutrition, mindful portioning, nutrition, portion control, portion size, portion sizes, Realm, smaller portions, Tiny, weight control, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Emeralds Found:	1293
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, dieting, emotional eating, family dynamics, food intake, FoodieFrenzy, health scare, Minecraft, portion control, self esteem, self improvement, Server, weight comparison, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight shaming, weight stigma, weight struggles, weight transformation, weight-related comments

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair? Look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	7359
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1051
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ores Mined:	1897
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mines Excavated:	2776
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

VileCraft: Where even the creepers are disgusted by our creations!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	287	Alien Abductions:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer bunnies, build a house out of flying pigs, and ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where all the mobs go to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Strom-MC

bedrock, Cross-Play, FAQ, Hardcore, Ip:, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Strom-MC, Survival, tutorial, voice chat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

To connect to Bedrock, read and watch a short tutorial at: https://www.strom-mc.xyz/#faq

For Simple voice chat to work, join through this IP: 176.9.21.19:25663

play.strom-mc.xyz

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mxcd.vanillaboxmc.ru

Nightmare on SMP Street: Where Towny, Jobs, and Auctions Happen! 1.20.1 Edition

1.20.1, Admin play, Auctions, battle, Big name, Command list, consideration, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Explosion damage reversion, Fun, Fun things, happen, hard difficulty, Jobs, Nations, nether roof, neutral, Nightmare, Render Distance, Resources, Sleep Percentage, smp, street, Suggestions, Towny, world border

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Towns Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5337
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Server Name	Nightfall
Server Type	Minecraft Java Server
Features	Dynmap 30k World Border each direction from spawn Several Towns already built, join a town or start your own! Nether roof enabled Sleep Percentage 10 Homes to set Jobs (Earn money to expand your town or buy from auction house) Render Distance 12 Hard difficulty Explosion damage reversion in overworld Admin play in survival unless required otherwise Easy to understand command list in discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Nightfall server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server at nightfallmc.org

Q: Is the server PvP enabled?

A: Currently, towns are safe from battle, but in the future, we hope to incorporate towny wars where nations can battle for resources.

Q: How many players are currently active on the server?

A: We have about 10 core players who are playing daily.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the Nightfall server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules posted on our Discord server for all players to follow.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players and always take them into consideration for future updates.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Nightfall?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/kgdRCfDPfs

Blocky BFFs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8441
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	8787

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a generic Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally find a new character to love and identify with!

Join us and become a majestic unicorn warrior, riding into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond-encrusted sword. Or maybe you prefer to be a mischievous leprechaun, causing chaos and stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Will you join his loyal subjects and feast on potato-based delicacies every day? Or will you challenge his rule and try to steal his throne for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced! And who knows, you might just find a new character to love and identify with along the way.

Pixel Peen Paradise – Minecraft Server for the Memelords #420

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Towns Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ Fat Cock edition.

Are you over 18 and looking for some wild avatar resources? Look no further! We’ve got anime models, tech from Gumroad (furry thread is down the block), and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Download VRC Fury to simplify toggles/animations, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and get ready for some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS.

Want to enable various facial expressions with shapekeys based on your hand positions? Check out ComboGestureExpressions! And don’t forget to connect your CoIP devices to VRC with OSCGoesBrrr for some Coom over IP action.

Feeling adventurous? Try out NSFWGogoLoco for some 3 pointers, update your poiyomi shader with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40, and give yourself jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial.

Looking for male/boy models or related assets for your base? We’ve got you covered. And don’t miss out on our tierlist to see where you rank in the lewd world.

Join us for our upcoming events and get ready to dive into a world of virtual reality like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem

10. Family feuds, 11. Mother-daughter relationships, 12. Competitive siblings, 13. Parenting woes, 14. Sisterly competition, 15. Family battles, 16. Parenting dilemmas, 17. Sibling fights, 18. Parenting stress, 19. Strong-willed daughters, 2. Parenting challenges, 20. Family humor., 3. Sibling rivalry, 4. Family dynamics, 5. Motherhood struggles, 6. Competitive children, 7. Childhood conflicts, 8. Parenting humor, 9. Tough daughters, Daughter rivalry, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of your daughter getting picked on in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, MY daughter can beat up YOUR daughter! That’s right, our PvP arena is filled with epic battles between parents and their kids. Join now and watch as your daughter becomes the ultimate Minecraft warrior, crushing all her foes with ease. Plus, we have a special “Mom vs. Dad” event every Saturday where parents can duke it out in a battle for household supremacy. So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that your daughter is the toughest kid on the block!

Kevin Nash’s Minecraft Mansion: Where Heat is Always on the Menu!

comparison, controversy, controversy analysis, criticism, Defending, Defense, fan backlash, Heat, Industry, kevin, Kevin Nash, loyalty, MANSION, media scrutiny, menu, Minecraft, Nashs, opinion, Podcast, podcasting, professional wrestling, public perception, Vince McMahon Jr., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Players Killed by Monsters:	8390
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Farms Harvested:	661
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha! Our server is so wild that even Kevin Nash himself couldn’t handle the madness.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Gerald who will guide you on your adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for Vince McMahon Jr. – rumor has it he’s building a wrestling ring made entirely out of obsidian!

LifeSteal Junior Creeper

24/7 uptime, anti cheat, battle, dynamic, Economy System, Fair Play, Frequent Updates, friendly community, Junior Creeper, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, premium account, PvP, Raiding, Robust Economy, Sell, smp, strategy, Survival, survivor, Trade, Updates, Vanilla, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to Creeper SMP Lifesteal!

Join our exciting Lifesteal server, where every battle and strategy counts. We feature a robust economy system, an advanced anti-cheat to ensure fair play, and a friendly community that welcomes players of all skill levels. Enjoy 24/7 uptime and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Compete to be the top team and win a Minecraft Premium account as a payout!

Server Highlights: Lifesteal Mechanics: Steal hearts from other players to become the ultimate survivor. Economy System: Trade, buy, and sell to grow your wealth and power. Advanced Anti-Cheat: Play confidently knowing that cheats and hacks are swiftly dealt with. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and supportive group of players. 24/7 Uptime: Play anytime, anywhere without interruption. Frequent Updates: Regular new content and improvements to keep the server dynamic.

Don’t miss out on the action and rewards at Creeper SMP Lifesteal! Join us today!

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CraftyBoomers

“Youth, 29.., age, CraftyBoomers, Experience, future plans, getting older, growing up, Life, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, not old yet, perspective, Reflection, right, SELF AWARENESS, still young, time passing, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	285	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of 29? Well, fear not because on our server, 29 is still considered young! In fact, we have a whole community of players who are in their 90s and still kicking butt in PvP battles.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco cave. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves!