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RedditJobAppMinecraftServer

discrimination, employment, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Identity, job application process, job applications, job discrimination, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, job search strategies, Job Seeker, job seekers, reddit, RedditJobAppMinecraftServer, Transgender, trooning out

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Potions Brewed:	157
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Are you tired of being ignored in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where your gender doesn’t matter, because everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to care!

We have a special potion that turns your character into a magical unicorn with rainbow powers – who wouldn’t want to be a sparkly horse of legend? Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home, even if you legally troon out just for funsies.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only gender that matters is the one you choose for your character!

Oct282011MinecraftSMPrealm

Age of the Fifth Sun, Apocalypse, Conspiracy Theory, cryptic messages, human history, internet mystery, Mayan Calendar, mysterious website, Mystery, new era, oct282011, Oct282011MinecraftSMPrealm, OMINOUS, Prophecy, school campuses, schrodinger’s cat, Sixth Sun, solved, strange website, Warning

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no mystery or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life puzzle waiting to be solved! Join us as we uncover the secrets of oct282011.com and unlock the mysteries of the Sixth Sun.

Rumor has it, the creators of the server are actually time travelers from the future, warning us of impending doom. But don’t worry, we’ve got a plan to save the world and it involves building epic structures and fighting off mobs like never before.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, ancient prophecies, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind oct282011 and become a hero in the process. See you on the server, adventurer!

CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Towns Built:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4645	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

dimensionsteal.net

Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	4249	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮