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Pixel Booty Paradise: Where Minecraft meets sexy gaming babes!

all ages, Babes, Backlash, big breast women, BOOTY, Censorship, controversial, Creators, double standards, enjoyment, Gamers, Gaming, gaming culture, gender representation, media scrutiny, meets, Minecraft, objectification, Paradise, PIXEL, PS4 era, rapists, Sexy, sexy female characters, Social Justice Warriors, societal norms, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the controversial and the outrageous! Remember the good old days when video games had sexy female characters with big breasts? Well, we bring back that nostalgia in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us and unleash your inner gamer rebel as we celebrate all things “controversial” and give a big middle finger to those who try to shame us. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to embrace our love for sexy pixelated characters! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in our pixelated paradise. Let’s make gaming great again!

Crafty Desi Gamers: Not Just IT Nerds

career development, coding, Communication, Crafty, Cultural differences, Desi, discrimination, Diversity, Engineering, Gamers, global market, Indians, IT, job market, NERDS, outsourcing, Professionalism, Skills, Software Development, Stereotypes, talent, Technology, work ethic, Workforce

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Emeralds Found:	597	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by Indians in IT who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the tech support stereotype! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero Indian IT guys in sight. Trust us, you won’t find a more diverse group of players anywhere else – unless you count the time we accidentally let a llama run the server for a day. So why wait? Join now and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Ginko’s Manga Madness Minecraft Server

Adventure, art, Characters, comics, Community, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, FANTASY, Fiction, Ginko, Ginkos, graphic novels, japanese, Literature, madness, Manga, Minecraft, ongoing, Popular, reading, series, Server, storytelling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a Ginko manga – full of mysterious creatures, strange adventures, and mind-bending twists! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while dodging giant talking mushrooms, or battling creepers that have learned kung fu from a wise old panda. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – just like Ginko never leaves a village without solving their supernatural problems!

LOLcraft: Rest in Pieces

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player from 1988 who haunts our server, offering tips and tricks from beyond the grave. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

We have insane mini-games like “Zombie Pig Jousting” where you ride on zombie pigs and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. And don’t forget about our “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump across pools of lava while being chased by flaming chickens!

But the real reason to join our server is the epic PvP battles that happen every night at the haunted castle in the sky. Fight against other players using enchanted weapons and armor, all while dodging fireballs from the ghostly guardians that protect the castle.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror as you explore our crazy world.

KuntCraft: Where Creepers are less common than your mom jokes!

Behavior, Beliefs, common, comparison, CREEPERS, culture, customs, demographics, Differences, geography, habits, jokes, KuntCraft, Lifestyle, mom, norms, Population, PRACTICES, Preferences, societal norms, society, Traditions, trends, VALUES

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2412	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player blood and will stop at nothing to hunt you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts that can help you conquer the killer bunnies and rule the server.

So, if you’re brave enough to face killer bunnies and explore an underground city, then come join us on our server. Just remember, in this world, the question is not “Which is more common in your kunt?” but rather “Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life?”

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

completionist, DungeonCrawl, final boss, finishing games, game addiction, game challenges, game completion, game endings, game over, Gaming, gaming choices, gaming decisions, gaming dilemmas, gaming habits, gaming struggles, last dungeon, LEVEL, lolz, procrastination, SURVIVE, Thrive, video games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

Acid, Alternative Medicine, amino asylum, Blockheads, brain function, brain health, Cerebrolysin, cognitive enhancement, cognitive enhancement drugs, cognitive enhancement research, Dihexa, Epobis, Gamers, intranasal, Isrib, mind enhancement, Minecraft, nootropic sources, nootropic supplements, nootropics, peptide sciences, Semax, Server, smart drugs, Tak 653, Trippy, Tropisetron

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

anger, BIGGER….., body acceptance, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, body shaming, BootyCraft, butt, comparison, emotional issues, envy, Everyones, Frustration, huge ass, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, Resentment, self esteem, self worth, societal standards, UNFAIR, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

#youtube, anticipation, bigfoot, delayed, Excited, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, looks good, Minecraft, Mystery, release date, release date speculation, Server, speculation, this ever coming out, Trailer, Upcoming, video game, Waiting, where is it, Wheres

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5094
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!