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CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

Censorship, Conflict, CraftyViksRussianJailbreak, death, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Justice, kyiv, Media, political prisoners, press freedom, protest, russia, Russian custody, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian journalist, Viktoria Roshchyna

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Cash Birthday Card Fun

Birthday, birthday card, CARD, Cash, celebration, convenience, Digital, electronic, financial literacy, Fun, generation, gift, gift card, Kids, Millennials, MODERN, MONEY, online shopping, PRESENT, Technology, Traditional, trend

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95

yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	4275
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

armor, bedrock, boss fights, Builders, Community, Discord, Enchants, Factions, Ip:, java, LifeSteal, Map, Mature, meets, MONEY, Network, Other, Plot, Quest, RPG, sadly, Shops, Sight, SKY, Terrain, torrent, Version, weapons, Website, Wiki

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Void Gems Collected:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5700	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

Awareness, Community, concern, droga, drug addiction, education, History, intervention, intervention program, Mass delusions, mental health, Minecraft, noble democracy, oriental feudal tyranny, Poland, Poles, Polish, Polish posters, POSTERS, Propaganda, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Support, Worried

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	371
Crops Grown:	5067	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4372	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4550	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

BELIEF, blocktopia, cause, Commitment, conviction, Dedication, devotion, diamonds, Die, life’s work, love, loyalty, Martyrdom, Mission, Passion, Principle, purpose, sacrifice, Selflessness, ultimate goal, ultimate sacrifice, unwavering commitment, VALUES

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!