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  • CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

    Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

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  • X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

    X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut
    lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

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  • LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

    LandlordCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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  • ExBand-It Minecraft Server

    ExBand-It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild wedding story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of encountering your high school ex as the lead singer of the band at your wedding! Will you kick them out like the OP did, or will you let them serenade you with their sweet melodies? The choice is yours!

    But beware, just like the OP’s wife, other players may not understand your actions and may accuse you of still having feelings for your ex. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a wedding with an unexpected ex appearance, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

    Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

    But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

    Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

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  • ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

    ExGFpaintingGoneLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

    And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

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  • NoFormalDesignPro

    NoFormalDesignPro
    Are you tired of building boring square houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner interior designer!

    Join us and you’ll learn how to create the most fabulous and extravagant builds without any formal training. Who needs design school when you have our wacky community to guide you?

    We have a secret underground society of blocky architects who will teach you the ancient art of pixel-perfect decorating. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself once visited our server and was blown away by our insane building skills.

    So come on, join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft interior design industry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a gig decorating the virtual homes of famous Minecraft YouTubers!

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