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Crafty Invest Minecraft Server

asset allocation, capital gains, Crafty, dividends, economic growth, finance, financial independence, financial literacy, invest, investing, Investments, long term investing, Minecraft, national economy, personal finance, Portfolio, retirement planning, risk management, Server, stock market, Stock selection, stocks, Trading, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old stocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stocks you’ll be investing in are virtual diamonds and emeralds! Forget about Wall Street, join our server and become a virtual billionaire in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will give you insider trading tips in exchange for your best carrot crops. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So why haven’t you joined yet? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the richest player in the Minecraft universe. Who needs stocks when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft financial domination!

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Not American Here Minecraft SMP

American, Candidate, caste, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Diversity, emerging markets, exclusion, financial inclusion., global market, internet tokens, Investment, Marginalized, Minecraft, non-American, Not American, opportunity, Portfolio, shitcoin, smp, underrepresented, wealth building

Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

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X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

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LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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ExBand-It Minecraft Server

aita, bigger picture., dj, entertainment agency, ex girlfriend, ExBandIt, feelings, first dance, fragile, guests, high school, Hotel, Minecraft, mutual friends, Portfolio, PROFESSIONAL, reception venue, refund, Server, Upset, venue manager, wedding band

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild wedding story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of encountering your high school ex as the lead singer of the band at your wedding! Will you kick them out like the OP did, or will you let them serenade you with their sweet melodies? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like the OP’s wife, other players may not understand your actions and may accuse you of still having feelings for your ex. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a wedding with an unexpected ex appearance, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

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CashCraft Minecraft Server

assets, bonds, Budget, Capital, CashCraft, cryptocurrency, Diversification, finance, Financial Planning, growth potential, investing, Investment, market, Minecraft, money management, opportunity, Portfolio, real estate, risk management, savings, Server, stocks, wealth management

Are you tired of boring investments that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and turn that $10,000 into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena. On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride dragons into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds and diamonds like ripe fruit. And if you’re feeling lucky, take a spin on our Wheel of Fortune for a chance to win even more virtual riches.

So why waste your money on boring investments when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

aita, Body, Boundaries, CLOSET, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, Dating History, ethnicity, ex, ExGFpaintingGoneLOL, Girlfriend, hidden, Painting, Porno, Portfolio, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, sex, Underwater, unique piece

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

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NoFormalDesignPro

Beginner, career, Challenges, creativity, education, entry level, Experience, formal training, Industry, interior design, job market, networking, NoFormalDesignPro, opportunities, Passion, Portfolio, qualifications, self-starter, self-taught, Skills, success

Are you tired of building boring square houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner interior designer!

Join us and you’ll learn how to create the most fabulous and extravagant builds without any formal training. Who needs design school when you have our wacky community to guide you?

We have a secret underground society of blocky architects who will teach you the ancient art of pixel-perfect decorating. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself once visited our server and was blown away by our insane building skills.

So come on, join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft interior design industry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a gig decorating the virtual homes of famous Minecraft YouTubers!

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Jcm2’s Uncensored Block Party Minecraft Server

Access, adult content, Anime, artist, artwork, BLOCK, Censorship, collection, exclusive, explicit, Find, hidden, illustrations, Jcm2, Jcm2s, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Party, pixiv, Portfolio, Restricted, search, Server, Uncensored

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated art? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic, mind-blowing, and totally uncensored Pixiv you’ve ever seen! Get ready to feast your eyes on some seriously wild creations that will make your jaw drop and your Minecraft character blush.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

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MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

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ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

adhd, ADHD awareness, ADHD diagnosis, ADHD diagnosis rate, ADHD medication, ADHD medication access, ADHD medication availability, ADHD medication barriers, ADHD medication challenges, ADHD medication difficulties, ADHD medication issues, ADHD medication shortage, ADHD prevalence, ADHD statistics, ADHD treatment, adult adhd, adulting, Craft, diagnosis in adulthood, Fun, mental health, Mining, prescription medication, stimulant medication

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

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Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

action, Adventure, Echoes, Echoes of Wisdom, FANTASY, forum, Game, legend of zelda, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nintendo, right now, role playing, Server, Tag, Thread, threat, tri-rod, Urgency, video game, whack, wisdom, Zelda, Zeldas

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

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Touchdown Minecraft SMP

american football, boxing, classification system, Football (Interest), football basics, football classification, football rules, how to get into american football, learning american football, Minecraft, MMA, rules, smp, sports, sports basics, sports classification, sports interest, sports learning, sports rules, sports understanding, touchdown, understanding american football

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

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Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

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TurkeyCraft2021

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

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SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

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ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

Army, ArmyCraft, Conflict, Defense, Dictatorship, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military buildup, military service, military strength, military training, MILLION, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, south korea, STRONG, Tensions

so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

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3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

3b2t, Complete Anarchy, Existence, Minecraft, Never Resets, No bans, No Rules, PvP, Server, wipe

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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