Portant Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2037	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	680011	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	2152
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	207705
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Towns Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	86	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar high? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle in an epic showdown for the ages. But beware, these characters aren’t your average Minecraft mobs – they’ve got skills that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game.

And if that’s not enough, our server is so generous, we’re practically giving away Silvershower Heartstrings bows and Splendor of Tranquil Waters swords like they’re candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.” And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how awesome you’ve become).

18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

Cash, complicated relationship, dad, DadDeniedMansion, Deposit, Drunk, expensive, first home, home, Homeless, key, Minecraft, Peaceful, privacy, refusing, Relax, Renovating, Renovations, Server, traumatic memories, Unannounced, ungrateful, Wealthy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Items Found:	6791	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	6571	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?