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CluelessCraft: Where None of You Actually Understand How to Play Minecraft

Admiration, Ahiru, appreciation, Awareness, beauty, care, CluelessCraft, Companionship, duck, Empathy, Fun, humility, Kindness, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Perfection, perfectionism, Play, Selflessness, understand, Understanding, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crops Grown:	7973
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where the admins are not only beautiful and kind but also selfless and fun to be around? Well, look no further because on our server, Ahiru is all of that and more – she’s also a duck! That’s right, a duck admin who will quack you up with her antics and make your gaming experience truly egg-citing. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the quack-tastic fun for yourself!

Blocky Babes and Creepers: Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	65
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant flying chickens, build a castle out of nothing but cheese, and answer ridiculous questions like “Which woman would you want to give a cum facial to the most?” Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Gods Slained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you ready to join the most unstoppable force in the world of Minecraft? Our server is filled with dominating Indians who are taking over the tech world, politics, and even the hearts of white women across the globe. We are innovating, improving, and cream-pieing our way to the top. Join us and witness the rise of the Indian race in media, movies, and TV shows. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey to domination. Join now and become a part of the Indian revolution in Minecraft!

Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventure, Anon, battle, blocky, challenge, companions, CREEPERS, Defeat, Enter the world, Exploration, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, grind lucky animals, Journey, online gaming, Quest, role playing, Shenanigans, stop PK’s, strategy, teamwork, Tread, Victory, virtual world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to grind some lucky animals and stop those pesky PKs (Player Killers)!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild chicken appears with a golden egg that grants you three wishes! But be careful, because the PKs are lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot and challenge you to a duel in the arena of doom.

But fear not, because on this server, you’ll also encounter friendly NPCs like the magical llama who can grant you special powers and the talking sheep who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. Let’s do this, anon!

SnekCraft: Where the serpent slithers through your pixelated adventures!

Adventures, Blue, Days, movement, next movement, picket lines, picket lines who are you, pixelated, Pole, red waves, red waves blue, serpent, serpent days, serpent days pole, serpent movement, serpent pole, serpent slither, serpent weaves, slither, slither down, slither up, slithers, SnekCraft, WHO ARE YOU

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with red waves and blue picket lines. The who are you’s were no match for their epic building skills and PvP prowess.

But that’s not all! On our server, the next movement is like a slither up or down the pole of greatness. You’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most insane Minecraft server out there!

GenieCraft: Where wishes come true and creepers go boom! Join Jigger on epic adventures! #MagicMinecraftMadness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Greetings, fellow Minecrafters! Welcome to a server where wishes come true, quite literally! Meet Jigger the Genie, who is here to grant you one wish in the Minecraft world. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. How about a pet dragon to ride around on? Consider it done. Jigger is at your service, ready to make your wildest dreams a reality in this magical Minecraft server.

But beware, for once your wish is granted, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, or you might end up with a herd of exploding sheep following you around everywhere. Trust us, we’ve seen it happen before.

Join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible, and where Jigger the Genie is waiting to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, be careful what you wish for!

Frontier Fails: A Minecraft Server for Wild West Wannabes

American West, Colonization, Conquest, cultural appropriation, Expansion, Exploration, Fails, Frontier, frontier mentality, historical amnesia, History, imperialism, indigenous peoples, manifest destiny, Minecraft, native americans, political implications, power dynamics, racial dynamics, Server, SETTLEMENT, social justice, Wannabes, West, White Man, Wild

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Emeralds Found:	7631
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of the White Man forgetting how to tame the Frontier in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where the only political implications are whether you choose to befriend the creepers or the zombies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Frontier like never before!

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ores Mined:	8623	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Animals Bred:	50
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

CountryCraft: Yeehaw Edition

Anthem, British, British Isles, CountryCraft, culture, Edition, england, Flag, heritage, History, London, Monarchy, Music, national anthem, Official Theme Song, Patriotic, Post Country, pride, scotland, Theme Songs, tradition, uk, United Kingdom, Yeehaw

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9242	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the official theme song of the UK, played on repeat 24/7. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of bagpipes and drums. It’s a truly immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IdolCraft – Where Creepers Stan K-pop and Endermen Dance Like Idols

coni confetti, CREEPERS, Dance, e-sekai, endermen, Endless, fuyo cloverfield, genesis, Idol, idol company, idol corp, IdolCraft, idolEN, IDOLS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Kpop, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, stan, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, yuko yurei

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	3576	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where the mobs are as wild as the players! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing like a villager with a carrot.

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got YouTubers like Kattarina Qutie and Nikki Rei leading the charge, taking on challenges that make mining for diamonds look like child’s play.

But wait, there’s more! Our Endless world is filled with characters like Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, and Momo Otako who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the idol Friends like Prism, Phase Connect, and V-Dere – they’ll make you feel like you’re in a virtual concert!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it.