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Social Contract Minecraft Server

contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

HellCity Minecraft Server

cursed city, cursed location, dark tourism, demonic activity, eerie, gateway to hell, haunted places, Hell, HellCity, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious city, occult, Paranormal, paranormal activity, portal to hell, Server, spooky, Supernatural, underworld, Urban Legends, urban myths, world city

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1077	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9680
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server takes you on a wild ride to the portal of hell itself! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server you’ll be dodging fireballs and battling demons in the streets of the most hellish city in the world!

Join us if you dare, and explore the depths of the underworld while trying to survive the chaos and destruction all around you. Who knows, you might even make friends with a demon or two along the way! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of hell itself!

> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, effective communication, emotions, Expressing, feelings, he doesn’t tell you, Honesty, interpersonal skills., Listening, MeTellYou, Minecraft, open communication, relationships, Secrets, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, you tell me

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Crafty Doodle Minecraft Server

#youtube, AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, Bumping, constructive criticism, Crafty, deliveries, doodle, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, Minecraft, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., references, Requests, Server, Spam, Subarashi Tenshi Edition, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Subarashi Tenshi Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by virtual angels who have descended from the digital heavens to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. They fly around in-game sprinkling magical dust on all the players, granting them special powers and abilities.

2. The server is so advanced that it has its own AI-generated quests and challenges for you to complete. But beware, these quests are no walk in the park – you might have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers or even tame a dragon to complete them.

3. Not only do we have regular Minecraft gameplay, but we also have special events like virtual idol concerts and cosplay contests. Imagine building your own virtual stage and performing for a crowd of pixelated fans – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a virtual angel yourself one day. See you in the digital realm!

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Cathartic, cry, crying, deep emotions, emotional, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional expression, emotional impact, emotional outburst, emotional pain, emotional reaction, emotional release, emotional response, emotional turmoil, Grief, HEARTBREAK, intense emotions, Minecraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, Tears

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

My Favorite Gilliam Movie Minecraft SMP

12 Monkeys, Brazil, Cinema, Director, FANTASY, Favorite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, film, Gilliam, long tail tag, Minecraft, monty python, Movie, smp, surreal, Tag, terry gilliam, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, the fisher king, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Time Bandits

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4219
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Secret Places, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRC.SKYBARS.ME

P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

activism, chuds, deal with it, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, Future, gender equality, incel, Minecraft, moid, Powerful, Protect Democracy, protest, resistance, resistance movement, rifle, Server, social justice, stand up, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	4705
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

6 Years of Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, 29 million copies, 6 years, adaptation, anime adaptation, Circulation, declining popularity, declining quality, disappointing adaptation, fan disappointment, lack of episodes, lackluster adaptation, long-running series, low sales, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, poor adaptation, popular shonen, sales falling, smp, worst treatment, Years

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3091
Votes:	4510	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that have been around for ages? Do you want to join a server that has been out for 6 whole years and still manages to keep things fresh and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

With over 29 million copies in circulation, you know we’re doing something right. And don’t even get us started on the 12 episodes of our totally not shitty adaptation that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off from laughter).

Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs sales when you have a server this epic? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, character banner, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chasca, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	7550	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and a sprinkle of madness.

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself face to face with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior, ready to guide you through the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Ororon, with his elusive and unfathomable hues, will lead you on a journey you won’t soon forget.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a team so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with bows so powerful they’ll have you shooting arrows like a pro in no time.

Oh, and did we mention the daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT? That’s right, log in every day and watch the goodies roll in. Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems in all regions – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

>Cory die (R Minecraft SMP)

Actor, angel, cory, Cory Monteith, Die, emotional, Glee, Grief, Heartbreaking, Heaven, Loss, meme, memorial, Minecraft, passing, reaction, Remembering, rest in peace, RIP, Sadness, shock, smp, tragic, Tribute

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll witness epic battles that will make you say “mfw I hear Cory die (R.I.P in piece heaven angle)”. Our server is so intense, even the angels are getting involved in the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even become a legend like Cory himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!