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Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Introducing Super KKK Bros Rehooded! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats! 2. Our diamond armor is so blingin’, Ender Dragons be like “Can I get a selfie with you?” 3. We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic block parties. You never know who might show up – maybe even Herobrine himself! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating more than a pig in a sauna. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. (Disclaimer: Not guaranteed, but worth a shot!)

So what are you waiting for? Join Super KKK Bros Rehooded today and let the madness begin!

The Unenlightened Masses Lack Media Literacy Minecraft SMP

controversial, criticism, cultural values, fanbase, Gaming Community, Haters, ignorance, Incest, judgement, lack, Literacy, Masses, Media, media literacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpretation, moral compass, public perception, smp, social commentary, societal impact, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigma, taboo, UNENLIGHTENED

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Potions Brewed:	94
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-incest policy! Unlike some other games out there, we actually understand that family trees should not be circles.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that values genetic diversity and doesn’t think kissing your cousin is cool. Our fanbase is full of people who prefer relationships that don’t require a family tree chart to navigate, while our haters are just a bunch of DNA purists who can’t handle a little spice in their gene pool.

So come on over to our server and leave your family tree at the door – we promise you won’t find any branches intertwining here!

BlockPartyMC – Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BlockPartyMC, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father-son relationship, foster care, Grief, grounding, half siblings, Honesty, Minecraft, neighborhood party, parental affair, Resentment, Server, shame, stepmother issues, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, Therapy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	6634
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of family drama and awkward parties? Join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No need to worry about answering uncomfortable questions or dealing with messy family dynamics. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and build their dream world.

Forget about grounded for weeks or being forced to attend boring parties. On our server, the only thing you’ll be grounded from is flying with your Elytra and the only party you’ll attend is a creeper party (watch out for those explosions!).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any affair scandals or family feuds here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

CraftyHobbyist, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Void Gems Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	259	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.