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CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	53
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1041
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ores Mined:	8407
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	4375	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Farms Harvested:	386
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4147
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2542	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2369	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	116
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!

BlockHaterzCraft

addressing jealousy, BlockHaterzCraft, building a positive work environment, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, creating a supportive workplace, dealing with gossip, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, handling criticism, interpersonal skills., maintaining professionalism, managing difficult coworkers, office politics, overcoming workplace challenges, professional relationships, team collaboration, team communication, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with haters in your workplace? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is hater-free, because if anyone tries to spread negativity, we just trap them in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “Creeper!”

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to workplace haters forever!