Valve Would Never Minecraft Server

digital distribution., Entertainment, Gabe newell, game development, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, half life, Minecraft, Never, online gaming, PC Gaming, Portal, Server, software, Steam, team fortress, Technology, valve, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mines Excavated:	4126
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We once had a player who built a roller coaster so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And don’t even get us started on the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers, but who’s counting?).

SwipeRun server Minecraft

1.16.5, Auto-mine, Cozy, Craftbukkit, Development, Donation cases, ENDER WORLD, Features, Ip:, LUCK, Minecraft, Monitoring, Parkour, Portal, Prizes, Project, pvp arena, Sawmill, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, SwipeRun

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

anti cheat, Artemis, backup, causing, Chaos, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Enderman, exploit, filter, Hardware, java, Minecraft, MVPS, newseason, paperfork, Performance, Pigs, Portal, real, Server, shulker, smp, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Votes:	6503	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	3846
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	6288

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	309823
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Towns Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Nether Portal Ninja Warriors Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nether, ninja, Portal, smp, Warriors

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the motto is “No Pussy No Work”! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground cat mafia that controls the economy of the server. If you want to thrive, you better be on good terms with the feline overlords.

– Our spawn town is actually a giant litter box, but don’t worry, we’ve trained the creepers to stay away. Just watch out for the occasional hairball explosion.

– We have a yearly “Purr-lympics” event where players compete in cat-themed challenges like chasing laser pointers and knocking things off of shelves. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fish!

– Our admin team consists entirely of highly trained cats who communicate through meows and headbutts. They may seem aloof, but they have a paw-some sense of justice.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server! Just remember, in this world, if you want to succeed, you better bring your A-game and your love for all things feline. No pussy, no work!

What is the IP for Datto Minecraft Server?

apollo, behemoth, challenge card, datto, datto does destiny, destiny, Destiny 2, destiny 2 gameplay, destiny gameplay, destiny new gameplay, Echoes, episode 1, Expansion, final shape, future of destiny, Guide, Minecraft, Portal, Server, year 11

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Datto is a leading provider of cloud-based software and technology solutions for businesses around the world. Founded in 2007, the company offers backup, disaster recovery, and business continuity services to help organizations protect their data and ensure operational resilience. With a focus on ensuring seamless operations and data security, Datto has become a trusted partner for businesses of all sizes.

Welcome to RezzCraft where your protection is guaranteed! Join us for some Java & Bedrock fun on SMP 1.21 now!

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, BUILD, Chill, Community, Conquer, Discord, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Grief Prevention, GUARANTEED, Ip:, java, Join, Journey, Leveling system, Lifetime, Mechanics, Perks, Portal, Protection, PvP, RezzCraft, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to RezzCraft– A World of Endless Adventures!

Looking for a chill and friendly Minecraft server that stands out from the crowd? We have everything you’ve been searching for and more! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting your journey, our community is the perfect place to build, explore, and conquer. Now running 1.21 supporting both Java AND Bedrock editions.

Server Features:

1.21 Support	Compatible with both Java AND Bedrock versions.
Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics	Enjoy quality-of-life improvements like /sethome and /tpa.
Grief Prevention	Use a golden shovel to protect your land.
Leveling System	Unlock new perks and commands as you progress.
Separate Anarchy World for PvP	Find portal in spawn – anything goes.

IP: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro OR 192.3.27.74:27099 Discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC Version: 1.21

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both the Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

A: Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.

Q: How can I protect my land on the server?

A: You can use a golden shovel for grief prevention to protect your land.

Q: Are there any special perks or rewards for leveling up on the server?

A: Yes, as you progress, you can unlock new perks and commands through our leveling system.

Q: Is there a separate area for PvP gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, we have a separate anarchy world for PvP where anything goes. You can find the portal in spawn.

Torrent Network: Where survival means stealing lives in a skyworld of factions coming soon!

1.13, anti-grief, armor, bedrock, Classes, Coming, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gem economy, java, lives, Lore, Means, Network, Portal, Quests, Raid, Skyblock, skyworld, stealing, Survival, Tools, torrent, Vehicles, Version

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen that launched June 1st, 2024.

Features:

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Survival:

The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
Quests with custom storylines and lore
Fully integrated economy system
Welcoming community
Custom armor and tools
Anti-grief

SkyFactions (Launches October):

Skyblock; with some twists
The ability to raid other islands!
Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

More quests with an expansion of the storyline
Epic PvP
Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
Crates
Movecraft
King of the Hill
Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
Ranks, both free and paid
Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
Griefing and stealing allowed!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Can I join with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom plugins to enhance gameplay.

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ores Mined:	572	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Votes:	9369
New Chunks Explored:	222295	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8144
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	6932
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	212050

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	New Chunks Explored:	763932
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.

Sonic’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Minecraft, wishing you could go faster? Well, look no further because Sonic himself is hiring for his very own Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of speeding through blocky landscapes at the speed of sound.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you collect enough golden rings on the server, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and fly around like a majestic blue hedgehog. Plus, every Monday is chili dog day in the server cafeteria, so you can chow down on some delicious virtual treats while you game.

So why wait? Join Sonic’s Minecraft server today and start living life in the fast lane!

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