New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • MommyWipeGaming

    MommyWipeGaming
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9872
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 187169
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AussieSMP: Where we mine down undah mate! 1.21+ only, join the party!

    AussieSMP: Where we mine down undah mate! 1.21+ only, join the party!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2088
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 246 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ores Mined: 517
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 6532
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP: mc.aus.gg
    Server Location: Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link: Discord Invite Link
    Apply here: Apply Now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, player trading, and anti-griefing methods.

    Features:

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
    • Main aim of the server is to maintain Vanilla gameplay mechanics.
    • Decently sized player-created shopping area for trading.
    • Teleport commands for easy travel.
    • Land-claiming system to protect builds.
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
    • Part of a growing network with creative server.
    • External community resources like live streams, Discord, and wiki.

    Rules:

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?
    2. If you would like to join the server, you need to apply through the provided link. The server is whitelist and application-based.

    3. What are the server features?
    4. The server offers vanilla gameplay with quality of life features like teleports, player trading, and anti-griefing methods. There is also a land-claiming system and multiple worlds to explore.

    5. Where is the server located?
    6. The server is located in Sydney, Australia.

    7. Are there any rules on the server?
    8. Yes, there are rules that must be followed, including no griefing, no hacking, and being respectful to other players.

    9. Can I trade with other players on the server?
    10. Yes, there is a player-created shopping area where you can trade using diamonds as currency.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPatriarchy Minecraft Server

    PixelPatriarchy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3363
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we’re not just any ordinary server, we’re a republic! That’s right, forget about democracy, we’ve got a whole new level of government in place for all our players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship… I mean republic! 🏛️ And hey, if you’re into decoding dog whistles, you’ll have a blast trying to figure out what our crazy community is up to next. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server! 🤪🎮

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  • HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

    HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6427
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Potions Brewed: 62 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with based hag lover protagonists ready to take on any challenge! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with the hags, of course). So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NopeTastyCraft

    NopeTastyCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9890
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Emeralds Found: 4625
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

    Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

    So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 470
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 257164 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over kursk region like a boss, just like zelensky taking over russia! u gotta join to see the epic battles and feel the war, it’s like a virtual reality war zone but with blocks and creepers! plus, we have the craziest mods that will blow your mind, like a mod where chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes and pigs fly around on jetpacks. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now before zelensky takes over the whole minecraft world!

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6166
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5464
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can ignore all the warnings just like Gerasimov did 😂 we got ukrainian troop buildups near the border but who cares when u can build ur own epic base and fight off the invaders with ur diamond sword 😎 come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even start ur own international incident 😂🤣 #minecraft #crazystories #joinus

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  • TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

    TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 2137
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

    TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7848
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!

    Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.

    We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!

    Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.

    Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

    So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

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  • DadGFCamMinecraftServer

    DadGFCamMinecraftServer
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9406
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 90
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Sarah’s behavior towards M20.

    Just like M20, you’ll feel like part of a dysfunctional family as you navigate through the ups and downs of our server. From secret recordings to unexpected plot twists, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than Sarah’s TikToks, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • DadBodNoMoreMC

    DadBodNoMoreMC
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6914
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mines Excavated: 1511
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9208 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2553 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

    Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

    So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

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