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Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Guild

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cool breeze. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond gear and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Plus, our server events are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. And don’t even get me started on our daily check-in rewards – you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the End Portal. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Amsterdam, Amsterdam canals, bucket list, canal swimming, CanalCraft, Canals, Dutch culture, Europe, European travel, Explore, Minecraft, Netherlands, Off the beaten path, outdoor activities, Server, swim, tourism, travel, unique experiences, urban swimming, Wanderlust, water sports

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4178
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of swimming in the canals of Amsterdam without ever leaving your computer chair! Our virtual canals are filled with pixelated tulips, floating bicycles, and even the occasional Minecraft version of Vincent van Gogh. Who needs a plane ticket when you can dive into this Dutch dream world right from your own home? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond windmill, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a pig through a field of cheese wheels. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the virtual wonders of Amsterdam!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anger, Assumptions, Breakup, Communication, Communication Issues, Disregard, exclusion, feelings, Girlfriend, guest list, military friend, Minecraft, plus 1, relationship, serious relationship, Server, social life, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6248
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	281793

Are you ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the military!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle with your friends when suddenly, a wedding invitation arrives. But wait, there’s no plus one for your girlfriend! Will you accept the invite and risk her wrath? Will she feel disregarded and excluded? Will you have to fight off creepers and zombies while dealing with relationship drama?

Join our server and find out! Who’s wrong here? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast navigating through military friendships, relationship woes, and Minecraft adventures like never before. Plus, there’s a chance you might even run into a socially awkward friend who doesn’t have social media. What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate LOLs and unforgettable moments!

Work-SiblingzCraft

Apology, Assumptions, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, embarrassing situation, friendship, government projects, Guilt, happy hour, healthy relationship, inappropriate, misunderstanding, office, PLATONIC, travel partner, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-husband, work-sister, WorkSiblingzCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect work-husband or work-sister? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama and love triangles of office life in blocky form.

Imagine traveling across the state with your work buddy, only to have them declare their love for you in front of the whole office. Will you reciprocate their feelings or awkwardly call them your work-sister to diffuse the situation? The choice is yours on our server!

With hilarious mishaps like forgetting items in your virtual hotel room and showing up sweaty and stinky to virtual breakfast meetings, you’ll never have a dull moment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your true work-love among the pixelated cubicles.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of office relationships like never before. Who needs HR when you have blocks and pixels to navigate your way through workplace romances?

PeeveCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, arrogance, bad manners, biggest pet peeve, constant complaining, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate actions, irritating behavior, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of punctuality, laziness, Minecraft, Negativity, other people, PeeveCraft, poor communication skills, rude behavior, Selfishness, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4185	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with annoying players who steal your diamonds and grief your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner troll as we encourage players to prank each other with ridiculous traps and hilarious hoaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pet Peeve Arena,” where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but their biggest pet peeves as weapons. From players who leave floating trees to those who never refill the communal chest, anything goes in this wacky arena of annoyance.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new pet peeve or two along the way.

SafeHazardCraft

Caution, common misconceptions, complacency., danger, Deception, false sense of security, hazardous, hidden dangers, hidden threats, ignorance, overlooked risks, Perception, Risk, risky behavior, SafeHazardCraft, Safety, safety awareness, safety culture, Safety Measures, safety regulations, societal norms

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where danger lurks around every corner but everyone acts like it’s just a walk in the park! Join us if you’re looking for a thrill like no other, where creepers are actually your best friends and skeletons throw dance parties in the Nether.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a crush on our admin, Steve. Rumor has it that he once serenaded her with a rendition of “I Will Always Love You” and she let him ride on her back for a victory lap.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their wool trade. If you can crack their secret code of llama noises, you might just become the richest player in the game.

So come join us on our server, where danger is just a game and the only rule is to have a good time!

HeritageTheater Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the destruction of UNESCO world heritage sites for funsies! watch as russian occupation authorities tear down historic landmarks and replace them with outdoor theaters. it’s like watching a trainwreck, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a front row seat to the chaos and destruction! #historyisoverrated #minecraftmadness #russiandestroyers

GazaCraft: Not Israel’s Fault

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	2923	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the white house is admitting stuff about israel and gazans and aid and all that jazz? like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, am i right?

anyways, you gotta join this server because the white house is like, totally spilling the tea on all the drama between israel and gazans. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat trying to figure out what’s gonna happen next.

plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a treasure hunt but with political intrigue. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

so come join the server and see for yourself the wild world of israel, gazans, and aid drama. it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition

Body, body composition, centimeters, check up, Dimensions, Edition, FITNESS, health, height, Inches, Mass, Measurement, Physical, PixelPounders, POUNDS, Routine, scale, self-care, self-monitoring, SIZE, Volume, weight

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	237
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure everything except our volume cuz who needs that anyway amirite? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty and our creepers are so friendly they give you hugs instead of blowing you up. join us and experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever find. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and cake. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

BoostedViralVaxRSV

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1089
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well this server is like that one time i ate a whole cake in one sitting, except even more epic. we got systemic prime mucosal boost that will make u feel like u can take on the ender dragon with one hand tied behind ur back.

our bivalent RSV influenza viral vectored vaccine is so powerful, it will make u invincible in pvp battles. imagine being able to shoot fireballs from ur hands and summon lightning bolts to strike down ur enemies. that’s just a taste of what this server has to offer.

join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u don’t like having fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but if u do, then come on in and let’s get this party started!