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Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	766181	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	3844
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

action games, Attack, Auto, auto attacking, avoidance, Combat Mechanics, digital worlds, dislike, ENGAGEMENT, Game Mechanics, gameplay styles, Gaming, Immersion, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, personal opinions, player control, player preferences, Preference, role playing games, Server, strategy, user experience, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1424
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	269
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

banner, description, FieldMC, griefer, Lazy, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Crops Grown:	9555	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

field.connect-mc.com

White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

attraction, bitchy, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, dating preferences, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnics, Girls, interracial dating, Minecraft, non-white girls, NonWhite, prejudices, prude, Race, relationships, Relax, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.