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AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Farms Harvested:	499	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Emeralds Found:	2897
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Votes:	4217

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	683101
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

twc.su

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!