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Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	100	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Emeralds Found:	7626	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ores Mined:	854	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8717	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	9058
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	258759	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	121	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!