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BalticBoomCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticBoomCraft, Damaged ship, emergency response, explosive cargo, hazardous materials, international incident, marine safety, maritime disaster, maritime security, military intervention, naval operations, navigation hazards, port authorities, risk assessment, Russian, safe harbour, salvage operations, shipping crisis, vessel distress

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Votes:	9966
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? There’s this totally wrecked ship floating in the Baltic Sea, and get this, it’s filled with crazy Russian explosives! But like, don’t worry, we’re not gonna blow up or anything, we just wanna find a safe harbor to chill in. And guess what? We turned that ship into the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us if you wanna build and survive in the most insane setting ever. We got exploding TNT everywhere, crazy Russian mobs running around, and even a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild server anywhere else. So come on board and let’s sail into the sunset together!

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4608	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	9610
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Villages Defended:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	136

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	303796

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crops Grown:	8426	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Ciconia When They Cry PHASE 2, Death Game Hotel, death stranding 2, epic games, George Kamitani, Hashino Katsura, Hotel Barcelona, Kojima Hideo, Land, Limit x Despair, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Nagoshi Toshihiro, ODPhysint, pixelated, Rusty Rabbit, Ryukishi07, Shikura Chiyomaru, Silent Hill FC, Slitterhead, Steins, Suda51, sushi, SWERY, Toyama Keiichiro, Tribe Nine, Uchikoshi Kotaro, Ueda Fumito, Urobuchi Gen, yoko taro

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where all your wildest gaming dreams come true! Join us for a death-defying adventure at SWERY’s Death Game Hotel, where you’ll have to outwit your opponents to survive. But don’t worry, Suda51 will be there to keep things interesting with his crazy antics.

Feeling brave? Take a trip to Toyama Keiichiro’s Slitterhead world, where you’ll encounter the most terrifying creatures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Suda51’s mysterious game teased in 2023 at Hotel Barcelona.

But wait, there’s more! Yoko Taro is set to announce a mind-blowing new game in 2024, and Kojima Hideo is working on Death Stranding 2 in the virtual world of ODPhysint. Urobuchi Gen invites you to the Rusty Rabbit server, where the plot twists will leave you questioning everything.

Ryukishi07’s Silent Hill FCiconia When They Cry PHASE 2 server is a must-visit for horror fans, while Ueda Fumito’s Epic Games creation will transport you to a world of wonder. And who could forget Hashino Katsura’s Metaphor: ReFantazio, a game that will challenge your perception of reality.

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where George Kamitani’s long-awaited project is finally coming to life. Uchikoshi Kotaro’s Limit x Despair server will test your limits, while Nagoshi Toshihiro’s new game will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if you’re a fan of Steins;???, Shikura Chiyomaru’s server is the place to be for all things mysterious and mind-bending. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever created and let the adventure begin!