Porsche Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	4133
Magic Items Found:	7397	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyCarCraze Minecraft Server

Audi, Automotive Industry, BMW, car brands, Competition, CraftyCarCraze, economic downturn, economic impact, Economy, export, germany, global competition., innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market share, Mercedes Benz, Minecraft, Porsche, Server, Struggling, Technology, Volkswagen

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	3422	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

So, like, imagine a world where Germany’s car brands are, like, actually Minecraft blocks. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, you can drive around in a Porsche while mining for diamonds. And get this – the economy is struggling because all the cars are made out of gold blocks instead of iron! Join now and help save Germany from bankruptcy by building the biggest, baddest car dealership in all of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Autobahn hidden deep underground, you’ll unlock unlimited speed boosts for your car. Vroom vroom, baby!

MondayFunday Minecraft SMP

Beginning, best part, favorite day, fresh start, Good Vibes, happy Monday, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday morning, monday motivation, MondayFunday, motivation, new opportunities, positive attitude, positive mindset, positive outlook, productivity, smp, start of the week, successful week, work week, work week kickoff, workday

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9509

The best part of Monday is joining our Minecraft SMP and escaping the Monday blues! Why waste your day at work or school when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends in our crazy world of blocky madness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of creepers on human behavior. So join us and become a test subject for science…or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a bunch of weirdos like yourself!

CreeperZap: Shortest Horror Story

bone-chilling saga, brief horror, chilling narrative, CreeperZap, creepy chronicle, eerie anecdote, flash fiction, frightening fable, ghostly whisper, hair-raising account, Horror, horror microfiction, macabre legend, micro horror, mini thriller, petrifying parable, Scary Story, Short horror story, Shortest, spine-tingling yarn, spooky tale, Story, terrifying short story, tiny terror

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the shortest horror story ever – the tale of a creeper sneaking up behind you and blowing you to smithereens! But don’t worry, respawning is just a click away on our server where the creepers are always lurking and the zombies are always hungry for brains. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft horror experience!

NasrallahsGoneMIA

Assassination, Communication, Conflict, Crisis, extremism, hezbollah, intelligence, investigation, Israeli strike, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGoneMIA, Politics, possible successor, resistance, SECURITY, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2598	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by a possible successor to Nasrallah who’s been MIA since an Israeli strike? well now’s ur chance!!! come join the chaos and see if u can find our missing leader while building epic structures and battling creepers. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next in line to lead this crazy server! join now for a chance to be part of history in the making…or just to have a good time, whatever floats ur boat lol.

GAMECUBECRAFT Minecraft server

BattleGame, Bed wars, build battle, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, GAMECUBECRAFT, Maniac, minecraft server, Minigames, PvP, Survival Anarchy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Come to our GAMECUBECRAFT server, here you can find everything you need, we have Minigames, Survival Anarchy, and the new BattleGame mode – counter for minecraft! We are waiting for you

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OTH Gamers: Where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the admin with a ban hammer!

ADMIN, Adults, Ban, building, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Expansion, Farms, Friendly, Gamers, hammer, java, Mature, non-pvp, OTH, Playerbase, respectful, scarier, Server, skill levels, Small, smp, Technical, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Come Join a small white-listed SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults. (mostly 30’s-40s)
Usually 3-8 online at a given time and looking to expand playerbase a little.
Running Vanilla Java 1.21 No PVP or anything like that to worry about.
Just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game.
All skill levels are welcomed, so you don’t need to be a technical player to feel at home. Send a message to get the discord info to join.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server white-listed?	Yes, it is a white-listed server for older adults.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Vanilla Java 1.21.
Are there any restrictions on PVP?	No, there is no PVP on the server to worry about.
Can players of all skill levels join?	Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Blocky Love Live! Minecraft Server – /llsifg/ #3767: Shiriko Edition

Aqours 4th Solo Concert, Autumn gacha, blocky, Card Database, Cerise Bouquet, dead game offline, Dollchesta, Edition, Eternal Hours, Genjitsu no Yohane, Infodump., Live, LLLL gameplay guides, llsifg, love, Love Live! School Idol Festival, Minecraft, Mira-Cra Park, Nijigaku Monthly Songs, Nijigasaki High School Idol Club, private server guides, School Idol Musical, Server, Shiriko, Shiriko BD Edition, SIF2 databases, Superstar S3, teambuilder, TOKIMEKI Roadmap

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! Where the Autumn gacha is hotter than a lava pit and Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club is taking over like a creeper explosion! Join us on our TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future releases on Switch on April 24th, because who needs diamonds when you have idol power?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Mira-Cra Park! 3rd Single on October 2nd and get ready for Superstar S3 to begin airing on October 6th. Trust us, the OP and ED singles on October 23rd will have you mining for more. And don’t even get us started on the Superstar S3 insert single 1 on November 13th – it’s like finding a diamond in a cave!

Feeling theatrical? Genjitsu no Yohane theatrical compilation movie releases in Japanese theaters on November 29th, and it’s more epic than a dragon battle. Plus, the Cerise Bouquet + Dollchesta + Mira-Cra Park! 2nd unit split single on December 4th will have you crafting new dance moves.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, Nijigasaki Final Chapter part 1 OST drops on December 4th, followed by the Superstar S3 insert single 2 on December 11th. It’s a rollercoaster of music and madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of idol adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t miss out on the Aqours Final Live announcement – it’s going to be bigger than a mansion build!

Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

Admit, bad matches, Becky Lynch, Bitch, charlotte flair, Liv Morgan, Minecraft, Raquel Gonzalez, smarks, smp, SUCKS, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling community, wrestling criticism, wrestling debate, wrestling discussion, wrestling fans, wrestling feud, Wrestling Matches, wrestling opinions, wwe, Zoey Starks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets

BdayPresentsGone, birthday meltdowns, birthday presents, childhood entitlement, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, discipline, disrespectful behavior., entitled behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, gift giving, iPhone envy, lack of appreciation, materialism, noregrets, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, spoiled child, teenage attitude, ungrateful child

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

childhood anxieties, childhood fears, childhood horror, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, early experiences, film-induced fear, lasting fears, lasting impressions, long-term effects, movie phobias, movie scarring, movie trauma, movie-induced fears, movie-induced nightmares, movie-induced phobias, movie-induced trauma, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Votes:	7073	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!

WeirdCraftLand

bizarre names, curious names, eccentric names, extraordinary names, funny names, long tail names, odd names, offbeat names, one of a kind names, out-of-the-ordinary names, outlandish names, peculiar names, quirky names, rare names, strange names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, wacky names, weird names, WeirdCraftLand

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Towns Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!