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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	1577
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

adolescence, age appropriate, aita, Boundaries, BrotherlyCraft, Communication, consent, Decision making, Edition, education, explicit language, family dynamics, noob, parenting, Pregnancy, real world education, RESPONSIBILITY, sex education, sibling relationships, STDs, taboo subjects, Understanding, young adult

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Votes:	7507
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	291959
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8231
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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