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NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	969	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	200	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	8484	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Enchantments Applied:	235	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

java.celestiacraft.com.br

FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Who Has His Back? Minecraft Server

aid, Allegiance, Allies, Assistance, BACKING, camaraderie, collaboration, Companionship, Defense, encouragement, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, Protection, Reliability, Server, solidarity, support system, teamwork, Trust, Unity, Who has his back

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Votes:	6757	Animals Bred:	165
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8551	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and zombies? Well, fear no more because on our server, we’ve got your back! Literally. We have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards who will protect you from any pixelated danger that comes your way. Need to go mining for diamonds? No problem, our bodyguards will clear the path for you and make sure you come back with all the shiny loot. Plus, they’re experts at building epic bases and can whip up a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” So come join our server and never fear the darkness again!

Bully Ray SHOOTS Minecraft SMP on Giulia’s WWE Debut

Analysis, bully, Bully Ray, Chelsea Green, commentary, critique, debut, enhance the roster, Giulia, Giulias, give the rub, main roster talent, Minecraft, Monday Morning Quarterback, NXT, outshined, professional wrestling, RAY, Roxanne Perez, segment, Shoots, smp, star of the show, talent, wrestling, wwe, WWE Debut

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3667	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can shine like Chelsea Green in a wrestling ring? Look no further, because our server is where the real stars come to play! Forget about Roxanne Perez and Giulia, Chelsea Green is the true MVP of our server.

Join now and show off your skills, because on our server, you’ll be the star of the show just like Chelsea Green. Don’t miss out on the chance to outshine everyone else and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Monday Morning Quarterbacking when you can be the MVP every day on our server? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!