New Minecraft Servers 2025

Porn/Masturbation Habits Minecraft Servers

Porn/Masturbation Habits Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft Slutty Steve’s Data Dive

    Minecraft Slutty Steve’s Data Dive
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5771
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Come join our server where we ask the REAL questions that matter! Like your sexual orientation, body count, porn and masturbation habits, fetishes, limits, and even your boob size!

    We have competitions to see who can build the most outrageous pixelated sex dungeon, challenges to see who can find the most bizarre fetish in the game, and so much more! Join now and let your freak flag fly high in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: No actual sexual content is allowed on the server, just good old-fashioned ridiculousness)

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5795
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1527
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4335
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9771
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9960
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 7311
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5046
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 134 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2237 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1360
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5256
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    pixelmon.asdfjkllgaming.com

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1475
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Emeralds Found: 5947
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

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    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    athenalegacy.mclan.ru

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 359
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 1027

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    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5386
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7871
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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