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CraftyMisunderstandings

aita, Assumptions, childfree, Colleague, Complaints, CraftyMisunderstandings, doctor’s appointment, equality, Kids, Leave, Lucky, misunderstanding, office, personal matters, Real Life, responsibilities, Snappy, supervisor, time off, work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	742016	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of office politics? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the complaints and confrontations of your work life.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.

And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.

Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

BlockyBodFavorites

beauty, BlockyBodFavorites, Body, body positivity, Favorite, Individuality, physical appearance, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, BlockyCommies, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, embargo, ENERGY, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Minecraft, Oil, oil imports, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tankers, Trade, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3733	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!

CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake

controversy, CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake, current events, demonstration, Diplomatic, eastern europe, Gesture, handshake, international relations, News, political statement, president, protest, refusal, refuses, shake hands, Slovak, STUDENT, Ukrainian symbol, Video, viral video

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Towns Built:	4

so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

Aging population, aging society, aging trends, Alzheimer’s disease, blowing, brain health, burden, cognitive decline, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, dementia, DementiaCraft, forecast, Fun, future projections, Healthcare, Long Term Care, mental health, Mind, neurodegenerative diseases, public health, research, statistics, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

IsraelMC

1.19.3, 1.21.4, Badrack Proutz, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Different Level, Enjoyable, game modes, gaming experience, Island building, Israel, Israeli, Israeli Server, IsraelMC, KitPvP, Low Ping, Minecraft, open world, Play.israelmc.net, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survivable pride, Survival, Unique

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6176

Welcome to IsraelMC! 🇮🇱 An Israeli minecraft server on a different level that guarantees you a unique and extremely enjoyable gaming experience!

Badrack Proutz – everyone is invited to play, without restrictions! Various game modes: Survivable pride – see what you are worth in the open world! Sky Block – build your perfect island! Our servers are located in Israel, so the ping is extremely low and the game flows without interruptions.

Supported versions: 1.19.3 – 1.21.4 Server address: play.israelmc.net

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Bismarck

bismarck, building, Create, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, minecraft server, Modded, monopolies, muskets, Politics, PvP, Recruits – Workers, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Description	Details
Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk
Features	Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, PVP

FAQ

1. What is the setting of the server?

The server is set in the Modded Earth server in the year 1836, with a Victorian Era – Steampunk theme.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers features such as colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

3. What mods are included in the modpack?

You can view the full modlist here.

4. How can I access the server map with claims?

You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap.

5. What is the Minecraft server IP address?

The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

6. Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information on the server and modpack on our Discord server.

Mindful Mine 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, career development, empowerment, Follow your dreams, gen z, goal-setting, inspiration, life coaching, middle managers, mindful, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, success, upper middle-class, young women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6474	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like self-help meets adult content, but in a totally weird and wacky way! Like, imagine building your dreams while also exploring some crazy adult-themed worlds, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain!

You’ll be like an upper middle-class, gen Z middle manager in the Minecraft world, creating and conquering like a boss. Plus, who knows what kind of hilarious jokes will pop up while you’re playing? It’s a wild ride that you won’t wanna miss out on!

So come on, join the madness and let’s see where this crazy Minecraft server takes us! Just remember, self-help and adult content have never been this bizarre and entertaining before!

NoMoBdayPartyMC Server

birthday accommodations, birthday celebration, birthday expectations, birthday guest list, birthday logistics, Birthday Party, birthday plans, birthday present, birthday travel, birthday weekend, destination birthday, destination event, friend’s birthday party, GoFundMe, Group Chat, meaningful gift, NoMoBdayPartyMC, out of touch, remote wedding, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring birthdays that turn into birthweekends? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where every day is a celebration!

Forget about awkward group chats and gofundme pages, on our server, the only gift you need is your presence (and maybe some diamonds).

We promise you won’t have to share a bunk bed with 20+ people, unless that’s your idea of a good time. And don’t worry about missing out on the fun, because we have plenty of rooms available for all your party needs.

So why settle for a remote destination birthday when you can join us for a virtual celebration like no other? Don’t be an asshole, join our server now and let the fun begin!