porkypines Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

x3un.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty LOL Server – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, Crafty, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, gragas, league of legends, League of Legends General, lol, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Server, Sivir, trundle, Worlds 2024

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Towns Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary players like Gragas, Neeko, and Trundle. Rumor has it that they’re planning a massive cosplay party in the Nether, and you’re invited! Don’t miss out on the chance to party with your favorite champions.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Ann-Sivir-sarys – they’re known for throwing the best surprise parties in the game!

HateCraft SMP: She Sings About Minecraft Hate and Dislikes

anger, artist, Celebrity, controversy, criticism, disdain, dislike, DISLIKES, emotions, Fame, Fans, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Negativity, Performance, reputation, singing, Sings, smp, Trash, vocalization

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ores Mined:	706
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption.

Our Queen Bee admin is a total diva, constantly serenading us with songs about how much she despises her fans and thinks they’re all trash. But hey, at least she’s honest, right? Who needs love and support when you can have a ruler who roasts you on the daily?

If you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses, come join us for some real entertainment. We’ve got rival factions fighting over who has the best pixel art, secret alliances forming to overthrow the admin, and more drama than a soap opera set in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, all’s fair in love and blocky warfare!

CraftyStepsisterNoNo

Best Friend, close relationships, Communication, consequences, CraftyStepsisterNoNo, family dynamics, family expectations, high school, peer relationships, project collaboration, project partner, project preferences, project selection, school project, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, stepfamily, stepsister, study buddy, teacher intervention

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and drama-free? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry and project partner drama like never before!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and find yourself in a virtual classroom with your stepsister, who is fuming because you refused to be her project partner. Will you team up with her and mend your virtual relationship, or will you stick with your best friend and face the consequences of family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic study buddy battles, where you must choose between loyalty to your family or your friendships. Will you make the right choice and come out on top, or will you face the wrath of your virtual family members?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎮🤣

GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

affordable gifts, budget-friendly gifts, budgeting, budgeting for holidays, budgeting for special occasions, budgeting strategies, budgeting tips, financial constraints, Financial Planning, frugal living, gift budget, gift giving, Gift ideas, GiftGuru, Gifts, holiday budgeting, limited income, low-income, Minecraft, money management, saving money, smp, thoughtful gifts

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6906	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!

CraftyCamouflage

Authenticity, CraftyCamouflage, hidden self, Identity, inner self, introspection, personal growth, private self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-disguise, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, true self

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Votes:	8578
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!