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LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

big fat lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, DumbestLieEver, embarrassing lie, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, funny lie, LieCraft, little white lie, long nose, porky pie, smp, stupid lie, tall story, tall tale, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5947
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

TinyGrieferOops

Guilt, insignificant slip-up, insignificant transgression, minor faux pas, minor offense, minor regret, minor slip, petty wrongdoing, remorse, remorseful act, silly action, silly misstep, silly regret, slight blunder, slight regret, small mishap, small mistake, tiny fault, TinyGrieferOops, trivial error, trivial mistake

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	191
Divine Spears Created:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of feeling guilty about the little things in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let loose and do all the silly things you want without any judgment!

Join us and experience a world where building a house out of only dirt is not only accepted, but encouraged! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feeling the urge to create a giant statue of a potato? We’ve got the perfect spot for it!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let your inner goofball shine! Who knows, you might just find that the silly things you do are what make life worth living.

AquaAnxietyCraft

access to clean water, AquaAnxietyCraft, community trust, developing countries, drinking water safety, education level, environmental concerns, fear of harm, financial hardship, future concerns, gender disparities, global perception, global survey, health risks, public governance trust, public health, public policy, urbanization impact, water contamination, water insecurity, water quality

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

So, like, imagine if you could escape all that crazy water fear and just chill in a Minecraft server where the water is always crystal clear and totally safe to drink. Like, no fear of getting sick or anything, just pure hydration vibes, ya know?

Join our server and leave all your water worries behind! Plus, there’s this epic quest where you have to battle a giant water monster who’s trying to contaminate the whole world with gross water. It’s like, super intense and you gotta use all your Minecraft skills to defeat it.

Also, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to turn water into lemonade with just a touch of your pickaxe. Like, who wouldn’t want that kind of power, right?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s save the world from bad water together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

XboxXpert Minecraft Server

best xbox games, console gaming, Entertainment, game reviews, game suggestions, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming recommendations, gaming suggestions, Minecraft, must-have games, new console games, next-gen gaming, Server, top video games, video games, Xbox game recommendations, Xbox Series X, xbox series x exclusives, xbox series x games, Xbox series x titles, XboxXpert

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Towns Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise for all you cool kids with Xbox Series X!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave filled with dancing creepers, and riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting flaming arrows at unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday Battle Royale, where players fight to the death using only tacos as weapons. And on weekends, we host epic dance parties in the Nether realm, where you can show off your best moves to the beat of our custom DJ Villager’s sick beats.

So why waste your time on boring games when you could be living it up in the craziest Minecraft server ever created? Join us now and prepare for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

InflationCraft SMP – “GovernmentSpendingGoneWild”

American Jew economist, Australia, debunking inflation, economic experts, economic theory, fiscal policy, government intervention., government spending, GovernmentSpendingGoneWild, inflation, inflation analysis, inflation causes, inflation debate, inflation discussion, inflation effects, inflation explanation, inflation factors, inflation research, inflation solutions, inflation video, InflationCraft, monetary policy, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have some of the most brilliant minds from Australia coming together to debunk inflation…oh, and an American Jew economist too because why not? Join us if you want to witness intense debates about economic theories while building epic structures made out of virtual blocks. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come join us and be a part of this wacky world where even the most serious topics can turn into a hilarious adventure!

CraftyNostalgia

carefree days, cherished memories, childhood dreams, childhood memories, CraftyNostalgia, favorite moments, happy childhood, happy times, Innocence, innocence regained, joyful recollections, magical moments, Nostalgia, past experiences, precious memories, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, special moments, unforgettable times

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3437
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Remember that time you built a pillow fort so epic, it could withstand a tornado? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild and relive all your favorite childhood memories.

Join us and build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, create a secret underground base filled with treasure, or even reenact that time you convinced your little brother he was adopted (just kidding, don’t do that).

With friendly players, epic builds, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys, this server is the ultimate throwback to your childhood. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nostalgia flow!

BidenCraft: Hit Russian Targets!

aggression, Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hit, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, potential strikes, RETALIATION, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strategy, Targets, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	360995
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	9867	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2855
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we got, like, ukraine presenting biden with targets to hit in russia, like, what even is that, right? but, like, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy action-packed adventure, like, fighting off enemies and stuff.

we got, like, insane stories happening all the time, like, one time a creeper blew up a whole village and we had to rebuild it with, like, diamond blocks and stuff. it was, like, totally wild, man.

so, like, join our server and be part of the madness. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? you gotta be there to find out, bro. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it.

LatinaCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, average men, beauty standards, Canada, Chads, Competition, Cultural differences, dating preferences, Diversity, Insecurity, Jealousy, LatinaCraft, Latinas, Minecraft, Perception, racial bias, racial dynamics, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432

Are you tired of white women in your country being jealous of Latinas? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all cultures and we even have a special Latina district where all the spicy action happens! White women are so last season, come join us and be a part of the Latinx revolution. Who needs plain and boring when you can have sassy and caliente? Join now and level up your dating game to Chad status! Viva la Latina! 🌶️💃🏽🔥

BrazilianBlockParty Minecraft SMP

Brazil, Brazilian cinema, BrazilianBlockParty, cinematic experiences, cultural movies, diverse films, exotic locations, film enthusiasts, foreign films, good movies, hidden gems, international cinema, Latin American cinema, Minecraft, movie buffs, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, must-watch movies, smp, south america, travel movies, tropical settings, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only movies we watch are the ones set in Brazil! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the jungle biome. Inside, they found a magical DVD player that only played Brazilian movies. As they watched, they were transported into the world of the films, where they had to navigate through samba dancing zombies and giant talking toucans. It was a wild ride, but they emerged victorious and with a newfound love for Brazilian cinema. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and watch some truly unique films, come join us on our server! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in the world of Brazilian movies!

NoPurrSuitorsAllowed

Accommodation, Adult, aita, Argument, boat, Boyfriend, cat-sit, Communication, DATING, Expenses, family, holiday, Invitation, italy, MONEY, NoPurrSuitorsAllowed, parents, relationship, sharing bed, Space, withholding information

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	9117
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy antics that will make your jaw drop!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft boyfriend have been building your dream house for 2 and a half years. Everything is going great until your parents invite him on a two-week trip to Italy. But wait, there’s a twist! His parents refuse to pay for his ticket, so you have to foot the bill. Talk about a plot twist!

But the drama doesn’t stop there! Just when you think you’re going on another holiday with him, you find out he conveniently “forgets” to invite you on his family’s boat trip. And get this – his mom says there’s not enough room for you on the boat, even though there are clearly enough beds for everyone. Talk about a scandal!

Join our Minecraft server for all the drama, excitement, and outrageous stories you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world – join now!

FavThingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Crops Grown:	2217
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Do you love building giant statues of llamas? How about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Or maybe you just enjoy dressing up in a hot dog costume and roleplaying as a sentient pickle? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you could ever imagine. From battling a horde of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama parades, where players can show off their most ridiculous llama-themed builds. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hot Dog Costume Fashion Show – it’s a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a flying pig into battle against a army of evil squids. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!