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LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

big fat lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, DumbestLieEver, embarrassing lie, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, funny lie, LieCraft, little white lie, long nose, porky pie, smp, stupid lie, tall story, tall tale, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

Blocky Banter

achievement, AMBITION, banter, blocky, career, college, Disappointment, discrimination, dreams, education, envy, Future, hatred, injustice, Jealousy, judgment, MONEY, opportunity, Resentment, society, stereotype, success

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding education and punishing those who didn’t go to college! If you didn’t get that fancy degree, then you don’t get any in-game money – sorry, not sorry! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to join our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn forest. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Potato Gods.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible – as long as you have that college degree!

WrestleCraft: Where You Can Be Blackpilled and Still Have Fun, Bros!

Blackpilled, bros, conspiracy theories, critical perspective, cynical, DISILLUSIONED, disillusioned fans, disillusionment, distrust, Fun, grifter, jaded, mental health, mental illnesses, Negativity, online discourse, pessimistic, skepticism, toxic environment, WrestleCraft, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling industry

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and grifters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of the wrestling world! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is like no other, where even the creepers have legit mental illnesses and the zombies are just misunderstood souls looking for a friend. Build your own blackpill fortress and watch as the world around you transforms into a hilarious circus of chaos and mayhem.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blackpilled Minecraft experience! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs wrestling when you have a world like this to explore?

— TaediCraft — A Minecraft Server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, server description, Survival, TaediCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

The owner of the server “– TaediCraft — A Minecraft Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.mrcont.ru:25690

EndRoom Snapshot 24w21b Server

24w21b, banner, Cool, EndRoom, Features, generation, God bless, LATEST, Minecraft, planet minecraft, Play, player, Regenerate, Server, Snapshot, Updates, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	526	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

A server that is running the latest snapshot version of Minecraft, allowing you, the player, to try out the NEW cool features. I will be keeping this server up to date with the latest version upon release so you can guarantee a great place to play the latest and greatest!

The world too will be kept for as long as possible until I’m forced to regenerate due to large generation based updates to Minecraft.

GOD Bless.

latest.endroom.net

MemeCraft

attualità, comunicazione, cultura, democrazia, dibattito, edizione propagandistica, filosofia, giornalismo, il filo, informazione, ITA, Italia, libertà di stampa, Media, Memecraft, opinioni, partiti politici, Política, Propaganda, società, Storia

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	5816	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy trees and diamond-encrusted llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that farts rainbows!

Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the craziness begin!

DopedCraft: Where Erdivisie players team up for some blocky fun!

banned substances, blocky, Cheating, Competition, controversy, DopedCraft, Doping, Dutch league, Erdivisie, eredivisie, Ethics, football, Fun, illegal substances, investigation, Netherlands, performance-enhancing drugs, Players, professional athletes, scandal, scandalous behavior, Soccer, sports, TEAM

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further than our server, where we have a team of eredivisie players who are doped up to the gills! These guys may not be the best at playing Minecraft, but they sure know how to have a good time.

Join us for epic battles, crazy building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that one time, one of our players built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour – all while riding a pig!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip, come join us today. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

TimeCrafters

Awareness, clock, DEADLINE, efficiency, Good, heaven’s, Hurry, Late, look, productivity, punctual, reminder, Rush, Schedule, Time, Time management, time tracking, time-sensitive, TimeCrafters, Urgent, watch

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build your own castle out of enchanted cheese blocks, and ride a llama into battle against the evil broccoli monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Good heavens, just look at the time – it’s time to join the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Galactic Nations: Where Minecraft meets Star Wars meets real world geopolitics!

Alien Civilizations, Associations, associations with countries, Countries, cultural influences, Fandom, futuristic, Galactic, Geopolitics, imagination, intergalactic, long trail tags, meets, Minecraft, Nations, parallel universe, pop culture, real, Real Life, sci-fi culture, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, star, tags, Technology, Wars, world, world-building

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	2763

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on a wild adventure where each country is represented by a different sci-fi culture. Want to build a spaceship in Japan? No problem! How about battling aliens in Russia? We’ve got you covered! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Beam yourself up and join the craziest server in the galaxy!

Equiscraft

#youtube, 1132server, 120server, Achievements, breeding, breeds, Claiming, Creative, Custom, custom model, Customplugins, Customworld, Discord, Economy, English, Equestrian, Equis, Equiscraft, Equistrian, Grooming, Horse, horse breeds, horseriding, instagram, ip address, Jobs, jockey, Minecraft, new, optifine, Plots, Realism, Realistic, realistic experience., Registering, Riding, Roleplay, Server, statistics, Survival, survival terrain, texture pack, Training, Unique, vet, Website

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	3466	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Equiscraft 4.0 is a 1.20.X Minecraft equestrian server currently in development which focuses on creating the most realistic equestrian experience possible in Minecraft featuring:

– 150+ horse breeds with custom statistic sets– Custom 3D horse model– Custom 3D texture pack– Custom survival terrain– Grooming GUI to clean your horses– Registering your horse– Claiming your horse– Unique horse statistics– Horse training– Horse poop– Achievements

How do I join?As of 25/03/2024 our IP address will be play.equiscraft.com! Join us like you would any other minecraft server, but make sure you have optifine installed for the full Equiscraft experience!

Discord invitehttps://discord.gg/gcrn6D2xTG

Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4aa6n7s3GGwE4jTRHGY3Rw

Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/equiscraft.mc/?hl=en

Websitehttps://www.equiscraft.com/

play.equiscraft.com

Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, Audience, channel, comedy, CONTENT, creator, Digital, Entertainment, funny, internet, KINOOOOOOO, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Popular, social media, subscribe, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	357973
Dragon Eggs Found:	4098	Meteorites Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your house.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Need a break from mining? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT – don’t worry, it’s totally safe (probably).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet zombie pigman, or a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!