porky pie – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver
big fat lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, DumbestLieEver, embarrassing lie, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, funny lie, LieCraft, little white lie, long nose, porky pie, smp, stupid lie, tall story, tall tale, untruth, white lie, whopper
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

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EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!
000 dead, 150, 150K, displaced populations, displacement, escapecraft, fled, forgotten crisis, global conflict, human suffering, humanitarian crisis, ignored, international news, lack of attention, mass exodus, Nine million people, Overlooked, Refugee Crisis, silent tragedy, Tragedy, Unreported, urgent aid needed, war casualties
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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PlasticSmellCraft
air pollution, burning plastic, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental impact, harmful chemicals, plastic burning, plastic contamination, plastic disposal, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic recycling, plastic recycling plant, plastic recycling process, plastic smell, plastic waste, PlasticSmellCraft, pollution control, recycling, toxic fumes, waste management
join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.
but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.
if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!
so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

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LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride
1.2 million atmospheres, A15-type, condensed matter, discovery, high-pressure, hydrogen storage, hydrogen-rich compound, La4H23, lanthanum, lanthanum superhydride, LanthanumCraft, low temperature, material science, metal state, minus 168 degrees Celsius, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, strange metal state, superconductivity, Superhydride
Yo, join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shiznit goin’ on! We discovered some wack metal state in a hydrogen-rich compound of lanthanum under pressure. It’s like some A15-type lanthanum superhydride with the formula La4H23. And get this, it shows superconductivity below minus 168 degrees Celsius at a pressure of 1.2 million atmospheres!
So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

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RP SERVER IP – frearemine.mc-server.eu Minecraft server
Account.., banner, Community, description, EU, frearemine, Fun, Gaming, image, Lazy, MC Server, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Roleplay, rp, Server, server ip
The owner of the server “RP SERVER IP – freeremine.mc-server.eu” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
144.76.7.241:21559

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JokesMC Server
female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

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WeedTasteMC Server
aroma, Cannabis, earthy, Edibles, effects, flavor, Fruity, Herbal, HIGH, Marijuana, Plant, pungent, Server, skunky, smoking, Sour, spicy, SWEET, Taste, Vaping, Weed, WeedTasteMC
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest one around! Join us and discover what weed tastes like…in Minecraft!
Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!
We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!

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BlockBusterDangers
Accuracy, Awareness, BlockBusterDangers, Caution, cautionary tales, common sense, consequences, dangerous things, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, lessons learned, movies, preparedness, Realism, reality check, Risks, Safety, survival skills, take seriously, vigilance
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
Canada, CanuckCraft, CounterTerrorism, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign relations, global conflict, Government, international politics, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military organization, Minecraft, national security, Radicalism, Revolutionary Guards, sanctions, security threat, Server, state sponsor of terrorism, terrorist entity
so, like, have you heard about this insane minecraft server? it’s so lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can battle against the evil Iran’s Revolutionary Guards in a virtual world. they’re like, the ultimate boss mob and if you defeat them, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally epic, dude. plus, the server is based in Canada so you know it’s gonna be super chill and friendly. come join us and let’s take down those terrorist mobs together!

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JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures
12-year-old girl, advocacy, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Awareness, call for action, child abuse, community solidarity, criminal investigation, discrimination, France, French Jews, government response, hate crime, Jewcraft, Justice, Macron, Macrons, Misadventures, prevention efforts, rape, support services, Trauma
come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.
once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.
we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.
so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.

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BigfootStairsMinecraft
athlete, basketball legend, big feet, BigfootStairsMinecraft, famous athlete, foot size, large steps, larger than average, larger than life, NBA player, physical challenges, shaq, size 22 shoes, size difference, stair climbing, stair navigation, Stairs, Tall, unique gait, unique walking style, Walking
so like, u ever wondered what it would be like if Shaq played Minecraft? well, come join our server and find out! we have special stairs just for Shaq so he can walk down them without tripping over his massive feet. it’s a sight to see, trust me.
but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground dungeon where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you can make it through the dungeon without dying, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. sounds impossible, right? well, that’s because it is. but hey, it’s worth a shot!
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, you heard me right. there’s a ghost that roams the land, stealing all the carrots from unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t try to steal his carrots back, or you’ll be cursed for eternity.
so come join our server for a wild ride of Shaq-sized stairs, impossible dungeons, and mischievous ghosts. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. see you there, if you dare!

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