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  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

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    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

    • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
    • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
    • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

    • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

    • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of ChaosEffect
    Bacon BombsLitter the land, great taste
    Turmoil TreesProduce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease MonolithsCan be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

    • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

    • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

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  • BarkCraft: Woof in Any Language!

    BarkCraft: Woof in Any Language!

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    so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over ur screen. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha cha slide.

    u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than michael jackson. he was the talk of the town, until one day he disappeared into the nether and was never seen again. but on dis server, u can see that chicken busting out some sick moves every day.

    not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about our secret underground disco party. we got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and endermen twerking like there’s no tomorrow. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

    so come join us on dis minecraft server, where the animals are wild, the parties are lit, and the fun never stops. who knows, maybe u’ll even see a dog barking in french or a cat meowing in chinese. it’s a crazy world out there, but on dis server, anything is possible.

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  • Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

    Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

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    Nexus Survival Server Information
    Version:Minecraft 1.21
    Type:Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Community Events:Dragon Fight July 27th!

    About Nexus Survival: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

    Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

    Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

    FAQs

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: Nexus Survival will be opening on July 20th, 2024!

    Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?

    A: Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.

    Q: Are there community events on Nexus Survival?

    A: Yes, there are community events such as the upcoming Dragon Fight on July 27th!

    Q: Is griefing allowed on Nexus Survival?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on Nexus Survival. We have strict rules against it to maintain a respectful gameplay environment.

    Q: How can I join Nexus Survival?

    A: Stay tuned for the upcoming launch date and connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

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  • MineTrail Minecraft Server

    MineTrail Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.

    Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!

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  • IndyCraft Minecraft Server

    IndyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

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  • BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

    BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring baby names? Join our Minecraft server where we have a tradition of naming our children with a mix of two different traditions! Imagine having a baby named Veronicella or Vivian-Tessa-Violet-Tory-ella!

    Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.

    Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

    So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.

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  • ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

    ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

    Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

    But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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  • CraftyCommieDonator

    CraftyCommieDonator

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

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  • User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

    User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeSMP
    Number of PlayersSmall group
    Progress LevelNot far progressed

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the SMP?Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
    How many players are on the server?It’s a small group of players.
    How far has the server progressed?Not too far, still early on in the game.

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  • DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

    DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

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  • TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

    TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

    So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

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