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  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

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    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

      • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
      • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
      • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

      • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

      • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of Chaos Effect
    Bacon Bombs Litter the land, great taste
    Turmoil Trees Produce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease Monoliths Can be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

      • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

      • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CrashTastic Modded Survival – Join Now!

    CrashTastic Modded Survival – Join Now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Survival Modded Minecraft
    Gameplay Mechanics New modpack
    Community Aspects Looking for 20+ players, microphone required, 17+
    Discord Bruck__ (two underscores)

    FAQ

    Q: How many players are you looking for?

    A: About 20 players to join in survival modded Minecraft.

    Q: Is a microphone required?

    A: Yes, a microphone is required for communication.

    Q: What is the age requirement?

    A: Players should be at least 17 years old.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Message Bruck__ on Discord to be added to the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EldoradoMC Adventure Server

    EldoradoMC Adventure Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    EldoradoMC Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Aura skills, jobs, ranks, lands, voting crates, silkspawners
    Gameplay Mechanics PVP enabled, use claims to protect yourself
    Community Aspects Active Discord server for community interaction
    Server IP eldorado.mc.gg (Java) / Port 25684 for Bedrock
    Website Visit EldoradoMC Website

    FAQ

    1. What version of Minecraft is supported on EldoradoMC?

    EldoradoMC supports Java version 1.21.4.

    2. Are there any special plugins on the server?

    Yes, EldoradoMC has plugins like aura skills, jobs, ranks, lands, voting crates, and silkspawners.

    3. Is PVP enabled on the server?

    Yes, PVP is turned on, so make sure to protect yourself with claims.

    4. How can I join the server?

    You can join EldoradoMC using the server IP: eldorado.mc.gg for Java or Port 25684 for Bedrock.

    5. Is there a Discord server for EldoradoMC?

    Yes, EldoradoMC has an active Discord server for community interaction. Join here: EldoradoMC Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Nomisma Survival: Semi-Anarchy SMP with Economy & Hardmode – No Hacks 1.21.4

    Nomisma Survival: Semi-Anarchy SMP with Economy & Hardmode – No Hacks 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Hardmode with up to 70 mobs per player
    Gameplay Mechanics 18 skills from mcMMO, Parties & Alliances, Economy with Shop and Sellgui, Auction house, Large biomes, Random spawn radius
    Community Aspects Chat games for prizes, Semi-anarchy with rules against toxic behavior
    Discord Join our Discord
    Server IP semianarchy.com

    FAQ

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: No cheating, no hack mods. Cheaters will be banned on sight. Anti X-ray Protected.

    Q: What clients are allowed?

    A: Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar clients are allowed.

    Q: What version of Minecraft should I use to join?

    A: Only on Java 1.21.4.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Everwild Survival Community

    Everwild Survival Community

    New Minecraft Servers

    Everwild Minecraft Server

    Key Features Small survival server with a welcoming community
    Gameplay Mechanics Hard difficulty, use of mods like Simple Voice Chat and Xaero’s Map
    Community Aspects Active moderators, inclusive environment, fun activities like ice boat racetrack
    Server IP Not provided
    Website Join our Discord server

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    Share your Minecraft username and get whitelisted in our Discord server.

    What mods are used on the server?

    Mods like Simple Voice Chat, /enderchest, /workbench, and Xaero’s Map are used.

    Where is the server hosted?

    The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, but players can join from anywhere.

    What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is currently running on Quilt version 1.21.4, with plans to update to 1.21.5 soon.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Stone Golem SMP: A Vanilla+ Proximity Voice Chat Community

    The Stone Golem SMP: A Vanilla+ Proximity Voice Chat Community

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Stone Golem SMP Overview

    Key Features Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones
    Gameplay Mechanics Hard Mode, Free server with donations, Constant updates, Community events
    Community Aspects Large amount of custom cosmetics, Seasonal Crates, Ban From Claims feature, Friendly community
    IP & Links IP: thestonedgolem.liveBedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132DiscordLive Map

    FAQ

    What is The Stone Golem SMP?

    The Stone Golem or TSG is a Vanilla+ server for both Java and Bedrock with optional additional features.

    How old is the server?

    TSG is almost 3 years old and has never reset.

    What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    Community Hosted Events and Server Events are regularly held on TSG.

    How can I get Crate keys?

    Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

    Is PvP mandatory on the server?

    No, PvP is toggleable, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

    What is the punishment for deaths on the server?

    Players get 3 graves with a 24h timer, ensuring a fair punishment without ruining the gameplay experience.

    How can I teleport on the server?

    Waystones allow players to teleport to different locations they have activated, making exploration and travel more convenient.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Eternal Region – Mature 18+ Vanilla+ Survival Server

    The Eternal Region – Mature 18+ Vanilla+ Survival Server

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    The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

    Key Features 18+ whitelisted survival server
    Launch Date February 2nd, 2025
    Gameplay Mechanics Vanilla+ with quality-of-life improvements
    Community Aspects Tight-knit community, no world resets
    Discord discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG

    What We Offer:

      • Expanding World Border
      • Anti-Griefing & Rollback Protection
      • Player Economy & Shopping District
      • Fun Quality-of-Life Features
      • Trial Chamber Vault Fixes & Renewable Keys
      • Custom Elytra Trims
      • Community Events & Active Players

    Want to join the adventure? Apply today! Whitelist applications are required to keep the server friendly and grief-free.

    Apply here: https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG

    Come make some friends and build your story in The Eternal Region! 🚀

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server 18+ only? Yes, we are an 18+ whitelisted server.
    Are there regular community events? Yes, we host community events regularly.
    Can I apply for whitelist without Discord? No, Discord is required for whitelist applications.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ironclad Factions Lifesteal – Competitive PVP with Custom Enchants & McMMO

    Ironclad Factions Lifesteal – Competitive PVP with Custom Enchants & McMMO

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Minecraft Server

    Key Features
    Lifesteal Mechanics
    Custom Enchantments
    Faction Commands
    PVP Enabled
    Economy & Trading
    Skill Progression

    IP: pvp.ironcladnetwork.us

    Port: 25555 (Bedrock supported)

    Discord: Join our Discord

    About Us

    Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

    Rules

      • No Hacking/Xray
      • No Duping
      • No Homophobic/Racist Language
      • No Exploits
      • Respect Staff

    Why Join Us?

    Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Customize your gameplay with custom enchantments and engage in exciting battles.

    Get Started

    Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join our Discord for updates, events, and support.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us in Minecraft.
    Are there any special gameplay mechanics? Yes, we have lifesteal mechanics and custom enchantments.
    Can I trade with other players? Yes, use the integrated /shop and Auction House for trading.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Quirm SMP: Unique Vanilla Experience – Proximity Chat, Whitelist, 1.21.4, Mature Community

    Quirm SMP: Unique Vanilla Experience – Proximity Chat, Whitelist, 1.21.4, Mature Community

    New Minecraft Servers

    Quirm SMP Server Overview

    Server Specs 64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE
    Server Features
      • Vanilla experience with unique twists
      • Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
      • Proximity chat gameplay
      • CoreProtect for anti-griefing
      • Unique events and competitions
      • Lag-free gameplay with 20 TPS 24/7
    Rules & Expectations
      • Must be at least 17 years old
      • Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
      • Be civil and have common sense
      • Must have Discord account to join
      • Show respect to others at all times
    Additional Info
      • All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla
      • Exclusive items through weekly events
      • Mobs & Players drop heads upon death
      • Friendly server welcoming builders
      • Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4
      • Custom coded Bedrock Wither & Ender Dragon
    Apply Now Discord

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Yes, all mods are allowed as long as they do not disrupt the vanilla experience.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You must be at least 17 years old, have a Discord account, and follow the server rules.

    Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

    A: Yes, exclusive items can be obtained through weekly events.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lifesteal Legends – Small Community PVP Server

    Lifesteal Legends – Small Community PVP Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features New Lifesteal SMP with 10 members
    Gameplay Mechanics Competitive server, spawn killing and bed trapping prohibited, killing/griefing allowed
    Community Aspects Opportunity to meet new people and make friends
    Server IP Not Available
    Website Discord Server

    FAQ

    Q: How many members are currently on the server?

    A: There are about 10 members on the server.

    Q: What is the server’s stance on spawn killing and bed trapping?

    A: Spawn killing and bed trapping are prohibited on the server.

    Q: Is killing and griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, killing and griefing are allowed on the server.

    Q: What are the server’s uptime and RAM specifications?

    A: The server is 24/7 up and has 8 GB of RAM.

    Q: How can I join the Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite or by adding ethantries on Discord.

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