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BigWorldMC

action, BUILD, Connect, Currency, dynamic, dynmap plugin, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Explore, gold ingots, Graves system, manage, Minecraft, Plugin, Roleplay, Server, shop system, TOWN, Towny, Trading, vast, Vehicle

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Step into BigWorldMC, a Minecraft server that invites you to build and manage your own town on a vast 1:500 scale Earth map. Engage in a dynamic economy where gold ingots are the currency, and navigate the world with our vehicle plug-in. Our simple shop system makes trading a breeze, and with the Graves system, your items are safe from instant loss. Plus, keep an eye on the action with our real-time Dynmap plugin. Come explore, build, and connect with others in BigWorldMC

play.bigworldmc.earth

HamsterCraft – Come and tap the hamster Minecraft server

description, hamster, HamsterCraft, Join, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Tap

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

The owner of the server «HamsterCraft – Join and tap the hamster» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hamstercraft.ru

Mousy Minecraft Server: German Gaunt Faces

European appearance, European facial characteristics, European facial features, European facial structure, European genetics, European physical traits, European stereotypes, faces, facial characteristics, facial features, Gaunt, gaunt faces, German, German appearance, German facial characteristics, German facial structure, German features, German genetics, German physical traits, German stereotypes, Germans, Minecraft, mousy, mousy faces, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they haven’t eaten in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: “Why do Germans have such mousy, gaunt faces?” Join us and discover the secret hidden in the pixels of our virtual world. Maybe it’s all the bratwurst they eat or perhaps it’s the curse of the creeper that haunts their dreams. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast uncovering the mysteries of German facial features while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. So come on, join us and let’s solve this enigma together!

Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

BELIEF, Believing, Childhood, childish, Christ, christmas, comparison, controversy, culture, debate, Epic, FAITH, faith vs fantasy, FANTASY, holiday, Minecraft, Myth, Religion, religious beliefs, santa, skepticism, smp, spirituality, stupid, superstition, tradition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Votes:	1226
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

WidowCraft Minecraft Server

biological child, child support, children, dance classes, extracurricular activities, finances, future planning, inflation, Inheritance, Instructions, late wife’s money, luxuries, Minecraft, professional dancing, remarriage, Sacrifices, Server, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, Struggles, WidowCraft, Will

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	129
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players over virtual money that’s not even theirs!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your right to dance classes, even if it means stepping on the toes of your stepchildren (pun intended). Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or the villain who hoards money for their own biological children? The choice is yours on our server!

And don’t worry, we’ve got arrangements in place in case things go south, just like in this wild story. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness of virtual finances and family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4406	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ores Mined:	8332	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	5932	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

anarkium.org

Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!