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  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

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    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

    • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
    • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
    • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

    • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

    • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of ChaosEffect
    Bacon BombsLitter the land, great taste
    Turmoil TreesProduce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease MonolithsCan be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

    • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

    • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WoodCraft Network

    WoodCraft Network

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    WoodCraft server – SURVIVAL OPEN TODAY!

    IP:PLAY.WOODCRAFT.HU

    VERSION: 1.12.X

    SURVIVAL – MMORPG – GTA (COMING SOON)

    play.woodcraft.hu

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KingdomsMineMC

    KingdomsMineMC

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    Kingdoms is a plugin similar to the popular Factions plugin, but with many changes to the gameplay. It allows a player to create his own Kingdom, protect land with the kingdom, and invade other’s land for resources (and for fun). Players can also trade in items for resourcepoints, to buy upgrades, turrets and boosts from their Kingdom’s nexus block. What you want traded, and the amount traded is fully configurable and very flexible!

    Includes a (painstakingly made) idiot-proof guide for new players to learn how to use Kingdoms. Simply direct new players to do /k info, and all the info will be presented nicely to them. If you think it’s not idiot-proof enough, feel free to suggest more ideas, or simply mention it, and I’ll try my best to make it more idiot-proof

    + MiniGames

    Play.KingdomsMineMC.Net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Anti Social

    Anti Social

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    Do you want to venture into a server with unique plug-ins focused on RPG themes created by the owner himself? We also have some super popular ones like Jobs, mcmmo, rankup and dungeons.

    antisocial4fun.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Replay

    Replay

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    Hello! Welcome to Replay, a server that seeks to provide an enjoyable experience for everyone. We have features such as custom plugins, custom built maps, and multiple things you can do during your stay. We constantly work to improve and create new content based on YOUR suggestions. Feel free to check us out and we hope you have fun on Replay!

    ReplayMC.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SaW Craft

    SaW Craft

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    Server 1.13.2 growing! Join this Latin community with the Towny game mode where you can create your own nation, form allies and enemies, or have fun showing your skills in Hardcore mode.

    mc.sawcraft.club:8192

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 9b9t

    9b9t

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    9b9t Anarchy Minecraft Server

    9b9t is a survival anarchy minecraft server based around the idea that players can do basically anything. We have a fairly large and active player base, plus our own subreddit community.

    ______________________________ Server Hostname: 9b9t.com ————————————————-

    Unfortunately servers cost money… lots of money ($150 /mo). I’d really appreciate help covering the bill (since I already put a lot of time into 9b9t): Donate at 9b9t.com

    9b9t.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KonyaCraft

    KonyaCraft

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    —————————————————————————————————– IP: Mc.KonyaCraft.Com

    Website www.konyacraft.com

    Where to get VIP: www.konyacraft.com/mrkt

    The server is HUB. There are all game modes. —————————————————————————————————–

    Mc.KonyaCraft.Com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineSpoky

    MineSpoky

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    MineSpoky Network. We have a wide variety of modalities. Our Server Staffs are working to get the best game quality. MineSpoky Network is capable of supporting a large number of users and thus playing without Lag. What are you waiting for? Get in now! Compatible con 1.8 – 1.9 – 1.10 – 1.11 – 1.12 – 1.13 – 1.14 – 1.15 – 1.16 | Play.MineSpoky.Net

    play.minespoky.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Leafcraft / Hardcore

    Leafcraft / Hardcore

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    Vanilla-mechanic focused gameplay:

    – Survival server (Leafcraft) – Creative server (Carpet) – Hardcore server (minor tweaks) – Community-built parkour, puzzles, custom events, etc.!

    altcraft.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Synergy

    Synergy

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    Synergy is an amazing creative server with a great community! Come join the fun in are creative plots world with 201 by 201 plots! Need more space? We also have an infinite flat land. Want to play some chilled survival with friends? We have that to, with our amazing survival world with great farms and people.

    mc.synergyserver.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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