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  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

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    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

    • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
    • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
    • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

    • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

    • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of ChaosEffect
    Bacon BombsLitter the land, great taste
    Turmoil TreesProduce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease MonolithsCan be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

    • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

    • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MudCraft SF3

    MudCraft SF3

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    Newly started SF3 Server Active admins Market/Shop Balance Crates + Votecrates Always working to improve the server currently the this is the only server but more server will be added when the playerbase wishes for an other

    51.89.192.152:25575

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KomboNetwork

    KomboNetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    KomboNetwork is a server with lifesteal , kitpvp and survival and many features! We main goal is to provide people with with best gameplay to ensure the majority of players is happy with our server

    We have crates many ranks votes lifesteal FREE VIP FOR VOTES world on 1.19.4 pvp area and much more Join now We have vacancies for staff We will not regret

    kombopvp.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gunslinger SMP

    Gunslinger SMP

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    Based server with mods: Alexs mobsBiomes o plentyBotariumCitadelCGMCreateCuriosfarmers delightFrameworkhorse colorsmedieval craftNZG Expansionresourcefulconfigresourcefullibsimple hatsterrablender

    firebrd.geekcommandos.com:25570

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Concept Prisons

    Concept Prisons

    New Minecraft Servers

    Custom Coded – New Gamemode – Giveaways – Unique Prisons Server – Economy – Custom Mining – New Items — This is a brand new, custom coded server, has unique including custom mining, pickaxes, enchanting, MicoWorlds, devices, such as compressors, transformers, and factories… And much more is on the way! Come check it out!

    play.conceptprisons.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cup Of Java

    Cup Of Java

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are an upcoming survival server with some twists! we have a passion to create a fun and exciting survival based server that includes, – Economy and player shops – KeepInventory – Custom cosmetics for all your heart desires – Your biggest decorative dream – Custom build events – large dungeons for your average sweats – Epic boss fights – Daily logins – Battle Pass – F2P friendly! Hopefully you’ll come by, we offer a chill experience as well as a pvpers dream!

    cupofjavamc.net:25766

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creative Anarchy 2b2d

    Creative Anarchy 2b2d

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    A world that will never reset. Meet creative mode combined with anarchy. Join and make your mark! Everybody is welcome!

    Working Ip’s: creativeanarchy.net 2b2d.org

    Happy birthday 2b2d! 1 Year of creative chaos!

    SUPPORTED VERSIONS: Minecraft Java Edition 1.9 to 1.19.4

    2b2d.org

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GemstoneMC

    GemstoneMC

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    51.195.191.84:25590

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HubMC

    HubMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    HubMC is an upcoming Norwegian Minecraft server with a focus on minigames, survival, pvp and much more! The server is still in development, but you can connect to our Discord server or check out the website for information about launch and Beta-Testing.

    play.hubmc.no

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ATM 8 Private smp

    ATM 8 Private smp

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    Apply here: shorturl.at/bdgK1

    PLEASE NOTE: this is an 18+ only community!

    modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/all-the-mods-8

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    104.128.51.9

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Smarverse

    Smarverse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Smarverse.net was created for strong players! You must be strong to survive! You get 3 lives, which after, you will be disqualified for a day before you go back to the server!

    smarverse.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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