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PorkyCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if all the pigs in minecraft were from this shady pork processing plant in the U.S. and Canada was like NOPE, we ain’t havin’ that! come join our server where we only serve the freshest, non-suspect pork in all of minecraft land! trust us, your virtual taste buds will thank you. plus, rumor has it that the pigs here can fly and drop diamonds instead of pork chops. join now before the pigs get grounded! -
Pixel Pork Procreation
OMG u won’t believe dis Minecraft server! We give pigs and rabbits 3D-printed penises so dey can get their mojo back! It’s a world-first, bro! Dese penile implants make dem able to mate and have babies in just weeks after da surgery! Join dis server for all da crazy animal shenanigans! It’s a wild ride, fam! 🐷🐰🍆 #PenisPower #MinecraftMadness -
UltimatumCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of dealing with crazy ultimatums and religious drama in your relationships, then come join our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to convert to anything, not even to the Church of Creeperology!Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry villagers start demanding you convert to their religion of “Blockism.” But fear not, on our server, you can be a devout follower of the Church of Baconism and still be accepted with open arms (and bacon sandwiches)!
Forget about being guilt-tripped for eating pork or attending harmless gatherings with your friends. On our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling zombie pigmen in the Nether!
So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself without any crazy demands or manipulative tactics, then join us today! And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be praying for is more diamonds and less drama. Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!
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ContaminatedCookingCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about sharing pots and pans just like the roommate in this story! But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you accidentally use someone else’s cooking utensils.Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy rules your fellow players might have. Maybe someone only builds with pink blocks on Wednesdays, or refuses to mine diamonds on odd-numbered days. The possibilities are endless!
But beware, if you accidentally contaminate someone’s virtual cooking utensils with pork or alcohol, you might just start a virtual war. So come join our server and see if you can survive the chaos of roommate-like drama and outrageous dietary restrictions. It’s a virtual world like no other!
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HamCrafters United
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ham sandwich every day? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic ham feast you’ve ever seen! We’ve got pigs flying through the sky, ham sandwiches that give you superpowers, and even a secret ham dungeon where you can battle giant ham monsters for epic loot!Join our server and discover the true meaning of ham-tastic adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have a ham sword that shoots out bacon bits? So come on down and join us for a pork-tastic experience that will leave you squealing with delight!
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AHAPXN server minecraft
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Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.
The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.
You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.
Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!
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Pork-Free Zone Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living with a messy roommate who leaves congealed animal fat all over the kitchen? Do you want to avoid the drama of having to clean up after someone who doesn’t respect your dietary restrictions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your own pristine kitchen free of pork and shellfish!On our server, you won’t have to worry about your virtual dishes being contaminated with meat juices or having to explain the importance of following cultural practices. Say goodbye to the stress of living with someone who doesn’t understand the concept of cleanliness and respect for others’ beliefs.
Join us now and create your own virtual paradise where you can cook in peace without the fear of encountering animal fat left out overnight. Build your dream kitchen without the hassle of dealing with inconsiderate roommates. It’s time to take control of your virtual world and leave the real-life drama behind. Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the roommate from hell!
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Coyote Chow: Chicken, Pork, Rats, Oh My!
come join our epic minecraft server where the coyotes are fed like kings with chicken and pork from human leftovers! they even feast on rats, gophers, and racoons but don’t worry, they don’t touch the cats! join now and witness the epic battle between the coyotes and the creepers, it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss! plus, our players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the map. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the wildest minecraft server out there! -
VeggieScaffold PorkShrooms LoofahFat
join our minecraft server and experience the wildest food-growing adventures ever! we have autoclaved vegetables that serve as scaffolds for growing MEAT. imagine growing pork on shiitake mushrooms and chives, and fat on a freakin’ loofah! it’s like a crazy science experiment gone deliciously wrong. come join us and be a part of this insane culinary journey. who needs farms when you can grow your own meat in minecraft?! let’s get weird with it!