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AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	177	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5877
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	975
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4961
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Votes:	7541

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	194
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

NightOwlPerks

Benefits, circadian rhythm, creativity, energy levels, Focus, late night, night owl, night owl advantages, night owl creativity, night owl habits, night owl perks, night owl productivity, night owls, night owls lifestyle, Night shift, night time, night time activities, NightOwlPerks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mines Excavated:	1780
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

AnesCraftUnleashed

AnesCraftUnleashed, anesthesia management, anesthesia mechanisms, anesthesia research, anesthetic control, brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain function, depression, drug effects, general anesthesia, instability, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, operating room, Pharmacology, schizophrenia, treatment options, unconsciousness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in the operating room, gettin’ ready for surgery and BAM! You’re out like a light, thanks to our amazin’ anesthetic drugs on this Minecraft server. We got that good stuff that makes your brain go all wacky and unstable, but in a totally safe way, ya know?

Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!

So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!