PorchPiratePunisher Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PorchPiratePunisher

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Void Gems Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to the most epic, mind-blowing, Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server ever!

Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like a pro? Well, look no further because this server is THE place to be for all things Sonic!

Join us as we discuss the latest Sonic news and updates, like Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow (yes, you read that right!), the Year of Shadow in 2024, and the leaked Sonic Toy Party extravaganza!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, upcoming releases from IDW, and even a Perfect System Collection for all you hardcore Sonic collectors out there.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a booru for all your Sonic fan art needs, a cytube for streaming Sonic content, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and excitement of the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, gotta go fast! ⚡️

4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Towns Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	New Chunks Explored:	243457
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	917
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3592	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

antisemitism, Bigotry, bros, discrimination, hate, History, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Kike, LAUGHING, LolCraft, Oppression, prejudice, racism, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

Blocky Booty Busters

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	63	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!