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Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

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❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8933	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	3882	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	8349
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!